Don't mean to brag, but man if I can't point out the most annoying conversation happening in any given Starbucks/ Coffee Bean.
I can probably recite most people's "personal life" sections from Wikipedia.
Being driven/ career oriented.
Oh! And I call my parents just the right amount. I'm really good at that.
The Times crossword.
Playing with kids.
As a child I had a pogo stick and, truth be told, should have qualified for the Olympic Games. Their loss.
Sports. Just, like, don't ask me to throw a football. I'm not that guy. Facial hair. As in growing it. One of these days, I promise.
Movies: Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, Christopher Guest, Judd Apatow, David Wain, and you know what? I'll throw in "Ghost". Sure. Also, let's chat about "Boyhood".
TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, American Horror Story, Seinfeld, Larry Sanders, Parks and Rec, Girls, Hello Ladies, Portlandia, Sherlock, Black Mirror, The Office, 30 Rock, Summer Heights High, Key and Peele, Dateline NBC, SNL, Daily Show, Colbert, Letterman, Seth Meyers, and any John Mulaney special on repeat. If I'm on a flight and "Gangland", "Pawn Stars", or some moderately trashy Bravo something is on, I'm probably not gonna change the channel either.
Food: American, Mexican, Japanese, Indian, cupcakes.
My family friends' iPhones.