30Hillsborough, United States
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My self-summary
Some most of what I say accidentally ends up being a pun.

I have two tattoos, and I plan on getting more. (Will it be tatthrees then?)

(The beard is off to see the world and no longer with me. It may come back at another time.)
What I’m doing with my life
Working most of the week with just a little sprinkling of internet to keep things interesting, random things on weekends.

Winter is kind of a crapshoot, but come summer I'm a water park junkie. I'll constantly try to plan or hint at Hurricane Harbor trips with my friends. (And on the very rare occasion...Action Park's waterpark).
I’m really good at
I really enjoy cooking. Be it following recipes or thinking up new things, I'm almost always up for some sort of kitchen adventure, and though I usually can't eat it, I'm all for making fresh pasta, and while I'm not one to brag, I make delicious sauces.

I just started reverse searing ribeyes and let me tell you, I may never cook steak any other way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, too many to list, though I generally like fantasy and sci-fi books, though I grew up enjoying a lot of YA books by Christopher Pike, but one book that always stands out to me is The Giver. (I actually just found out there were sequels and will probably be getting them soon). I just finished reading The Magicians, Mistborn, and The Stormlight Archive and am waiting for the next installments of those last two. I "just" started reading The Dresden Files.

For movies I usually just watch whatever looks good at the time, though I tend to lean towards sci-fi, superhero, action, and comedy movies.

TV shows though, my favorites are (in no particular order)
- Stranger Things, Criminal Minds, Andromeda, Timeless, Supernatural, House, Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, Leverage, Angel, Once Upon a Time, Psych
- (and many others)

My music tastes are way too varied to classify. I'll just leave it at I don't like country, extremely whiny songs, and rap heavily depends on the song itself (but in general, not a fan), everything else would be based on the song and not the genre.

For food...I'm almost completely zero carb now, and it's the best decision I've ever made!
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Recipes and things I could make.
-What it would be like to fly like a bird of prey (complete with the super eyesight, and definitely the talons. Can't forget the talons)
-If anyone can successfully breed a horse-sized duck, and if they'd let me fight it
On a typical Friday night I am
Same thing I do every night. Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The one time I hallucinated, I found out I have the most boring hallucinations...EVER.

I have the best (albeit nerdy) vanity plate EVER!
You should message me if
You love fantasy and science fiction novels.

You think that bad puns are hilarious and would participate in pun-offs with me, much to the horror of anyone who happens to be forced to hear.

You like walking at night in the cool air.

You're good with someone who follows a zero carb diet.
The two of us