39Missoula, United States
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My self-summary
You might think I am outstanding, exciting, funny and a bunch of other great adjectives. But, I think of my self as just a guy that likes to do, listen to music, look at art, talk about stuff and do it...Talk about stuff and never get around to it.

The typical kind of things.

It would be great to make some of my dream trips come true. Namibia, North Korea, Turkmenistan and Australia (in random order).

I've also learned that according to OK Cupid users add 2 inches to their height. I'm really 6'3" and don't need to lie about it. I like to make bad jokes too.

I do all the usual Montana stuff too--Ski, hike, climb, fish, etc.

I smirk at girls that "don't like bad grammar" but then have captions under their photos that say "My mom and I" or "My dog and I".

Really, what would be great is a woman that can show me that my sourdough starter isn't a complete bust.
What I’m doing with my life
I was a cinematographer and photographer. (That 'was' still saddens me.) I am in law school and hope to practice in a rural/under served part of the country.

Otherwise I am trying to get through life day by day as it comes.
I’m really good at
Making/telling bad jokes.

Fixing broken things(except hearts). I have good man skills.

I can also tell you all the lines from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and naming obscure Harry Potter characters--Like Wilkie Twycross.

Making world famous soups and popcorn.

Explaining how/why Florida is so fucked up to foreigners.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Three Amigos, pretty much any funny movie.

As for music--If it sounds good it is good.

Books--Same as music.

TV--Regular Show, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Squidbillies and lots of YouTube
Six things I could never do without
Being outside-Even if it is simply sitting on the patio.
Cultural Activities-Museums, Concerts, Art, Philosophy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid shit I have done and what I will do after I kill a Sasquatch.

Ninja vs. Samurai vs. Cowboy?

Should I write you or not?


How to leave my immense fortune to an inappropriately younger foreign woman.

Are chest tats the new tramp stamp?
On a typical Friday night I am
My life might be more exciting if I lied and made it sound like I was bringing down an international crime syndicate or saving kittens from drowning in a burning car. However, lets be honest. The guys that make those claims are narcissistic douches.

Did I mention that volunteer and take blind people with Down syndrome bowling?

Remember I said I like to make bad jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've always wanted to date a girl named "The Power". And, I have cats.
You should message me if
Your name is "The Power" or want to hunt Sasquatch. If your name is not "The Power" feel free to write too.

Please do not "like" me. Simply write, say a few words I'm not paying for the ability to see ladies that are to coy to write me.
The two of us