30 Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
Where to start where to start .i have a very short attention span that's usually occupied by the thought of what I'm gonna eat next or something shiny and or bouncy :/ .i have way too much energy and if you can't deal with a witty ,twisted sense if humor with a side of pancakes drizzled with sarcasm then u shouldn't message me .i fill my day with positive people and a lot of friends that are just as weird and unique as myself :)! That being said ,I'm responsible when it's necessary . art is my passion and I love anything that allows my imagination and I to run spastically wild .creativity is intelligence having fun ! I'd love to meet an artistic woman :)!!!am very active and fitness is a huge part of my life and would love to meet someone with the same lifestyle.some people need to reread the definition of the word athletic :( you know who u are ...yep u.
What I’m doing with my life
i am currently employed as a chimpanzee wrangler .kidding . I work for "iqor" a computer security manufacturing company as well as painting on the side for fun money and starting a small online business so needless to say ,I stay very busy but would like to make time for that "something else " in life . That next adventure if you will.
I’m really good at
my art is my passion .particularly fine arts.but i love anything that i can get creative awesme at cookin but apparently not spelling:( I'm good at embarrassing myself and making fun of myself as well and will not hesitate to bring u down with me .I train and compete in grappling/brazilian jiu-jitsu and love boxing and a huge fan of MMA and the bad girls club!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
the first thing people notice about me are usually my i dont regret them and yes they did hurt.i designed them myself and they all do have a meaning to me but i keep that to myself.maybe when we talk ill fill you in on their back stories.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
im not much of a reader.have u opened a book before ?!?! There are way to many words in there for my attention span .i started to read Harry potter once and realized in disappointment that it wasn't Clifford the big red dog .but definately a big movie buff.especially horror favorite shows are dexter, walking dead, american horror story,nip tuck and for music ,being an artist i am very open to all styles of music but country....sorry ive given it soo many chances and just cant get into it .as for favorite food your food ,im gonna eat definately not picky at all.I used to be a fat boy and i still am one at heart.
The six things I could never do without
six things i could never do without are music ,fitness,art,food,caffeine and late night hugs .not particullarly in that order though.once you get to know me youll find out wich ones are more important than others too me.not trying to be gross.just being completely honest and i expect honesty back.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music,fitness and food...lotsa food!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
i could be downtown at the bars or very content with my partner on the couch with a bottle of wine, chinese and a good horror flick.
You should message me if
If your not boring ,straight edge ,creepy and overly religious (unless u worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster ) then we can be friends ! If you can't take a sick joke or wit . Fuck it !...throw sarcasm in there as we'll also please don't message me if all u have up is a pic of ur eye ,a tattoo or something other than yourself or if ur not confident and comfortable with ur body .(aka) hiding ur figure in pics . Just be comfortable with who u are . You're all beautiful !