37Canoga Park, United States
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My self-summary
Well crap. If I'm going to use this I should put :something: honest here.
I'm a poly, gender-queer(ish), tree-hugging, bleeding heart libertarian.
Think of me as Johnny Bravo meets Dexter's Laboratory with a little bit of Dee Dee thrown in.
I'm very allergic to your cat. I will love your dog.

Now, begin the fun:
This is the day your dreams come true.
What I’m doing with my life
Strapping boys like me.
I’m really good at
I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
The first things people usually notice about me
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Six things I could never do without
A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking is dangerous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chopping wood. Drinking. Flexing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You're the most beautiful person in town... because that makes you the best. And don't I deserve the best?
The two of us