I'm a poly, gender-queer(ish), tree-hugging, bleeding heart libertarian.
Think of me as Johnny Bravo meets Dexter's Laboratory with a little bit of Dee Dee thrown in.
I'm very allergic to your cat. I will love your dog.
Now, begin the fun:
This is the day your dreams come true.
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge