37Canoga Park, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a poly, gender-queer(ish), tree-hugging, bleeding heart libertarian.
Think of me as Johnny Bravo meets Dexter's Laboratory with a little bit of Dee Dee thrown in.
I'm very allergic to your cat. I will love your dog.
Current hair status: Short.
What I’m doing with my life
I work remotely keeping data useful. I'm a father to a very eccentric boy.
Mostly, I'm a constant student, and always in flux. I work and write and read and watch and experiment and search for newness of experience and perspective.
I've recently started trail running.
I’m really good at
Systems. I was born to understand, model, and optimize systems. No matter what I do, it always returns there.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and a strange combination of awkward and smooth. I'm told it comes off as charming most of the time, but I'm intense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like light and fluffy, deep, or absurd.
I have no interest in drama for its own sake nor horror. It's not snobbery; I wish I could enjoy GOT, but I can't.
Books:'A Separate Peace','Ender's Game'.
Movies:'Muppets from Space','The Princess Bride'
TV:'Archer','Steven Universe'
I'm an omnivore.
Six things I could never do without
Hell I don't know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Theoretical physics, Existentialism, Taoism, Economics, Persuasion, Utilitarianism, Music Theory, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
You'll see me out in nature hiking, exercising, gesticulating wildly while drunkenly trying to explain something that excites me at a bar, dancing to EDM, or visiting Disneyland.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear guyliner. If that offends you we should talk about gender roles and norms.
You should message me if
If you're an enthusiastic dork, send some inbox love my way, please.

I don't respond to messages asking about how I'm doing. If that's the conversation you want, I can write a short shell script to keep you company. I'll happily talk about the weather, though.
The two of us