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My self-summary
Spellbinding complexity. Deep, dark, and intense. Took that right off of a K-Cup because I thought it sounded good in a dating profile. Eh?

Anyway. I am Jason. Here is a jumble of things that summarize me: ENFP. Maryland native, Baltimore city transplant. Silly. Nerdy. Goatee-wearing. Strange electronic and pop music listener. Photographer. Lover of all things called food. Social and outgoing.
What I’m doing with my life
I do IT nonsense for a living. I enjoy solving problems and playing with the computer machines.

When I'm not at work I can be found:
Trying to photograph stuff.
Finding new neat places to be in Baltimore. And everywhere else in the area.
Spending time with friends.
Finding new music, sometimes going to shows.

Napping sometimes.
I’m really good at
Recalling facts hours after the relevant conversation. Making random dishes of food with the contents of my fridge. Driving with my knees. Beat boxing. tapping on things rhythmically. Recognizing songs after a second of audio. Throwing a party. Debugging code. Listening to friends. Whistling.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. My long hair, or my silly shirt. People tell me I have a silly smile too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: Microserfs by Douglas Coupland, All of Douglas Adams' work, Good Omens by Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett, Stephan Pinker's books.

Watching: I <3 Huckabees, Wild Zero, Boondock Saints, Phantom Tollbooth, Spy Game, Shawn of The Dead, Wet Hot American Summer, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (old one), Snatch, Breaking Bad, Arrested Developpment

Hearing: I listen to a lot of Electronic music. I am also all over the freaking map. Favorites include Florence + The Machine, Ellen Alien, Royksopp, Eels, Fischerspooner, Apparat, Beck, Soul Couging/Mike Doughty, Gnarls Barkley, Assamblage 23, Younger Brother.

Eating: I really love all food. Favorites are sushi, steak, middle eastern, and Indian. Corn dogs are alright too.
Six things I could never do without
-Laughter (specifically to super nerdy or corny jokes)
-Techno music and other enjoyable ear sounds
-Camping, burning (as in attending burns - which are events similar in nature to Burning Man. There are tons of them.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Language. My next meal. The theory and practice of sex. Statistics. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with friends in some fashion. With [wine|whisky|beer]+
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think both Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga are badass.

I'll tell you more interesting things in person though.
You should message me if
-You have have a really good (bad) joke to share with me.
-You want to play with cameras.
-You attempt to spell things.
-You enjoy Dan Savage.
-Wes Anderson Makes you happy.

You probably shouldn't if:
-You do not enjoy using entire words in your communication.
-Your reality involves sky-men that make decisions regarding your life.
-You smoke on a daily basis.
- You have a problem with "the gays", are pro life, or are generally conservative.
-Are not cool with my relationship status.
The two of us