And now, a random collection of conversation starters:
I've been to Vlad the Impaler's castle.
I lived in England for three months.
I was once on the news b/c I went missing on a rafting trip. There were helicopters searching for me.
I dabble in photography.
I have a sense of humor about most things, but, again, after I get to know you.
I have been told by lots of old ladies that I have pretty eyes.
I used to have a list but it was intimidatingly huge (wink wink).
*holy shit I'm pretentious*
Sense of humor
A kind heart (but not fake nice all the time)
An appreciation of the arts or at least will tolerate me never shutting up about movies and music
Honesty and emotional availability
Helps to have:
A love of movies beyond Marvel and Rom-Coms.
An enthusiasm for boning (just being honest).
An open mind to 420 (still being honest).
You're OK with slightly controversial humor at times. I care deeply about a number of social and political issues, but I'm not so PC that I can't laugh at off color jokes from time to time.
You voted for Trump.
You're mostly driven by money and material things.
Social standing and outward appearances are very important to you.
You're intensely religious (some spirituality is fine, as long as you don't shove it down my throat, we'll get along).