akbar3k1
32 Rochester, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Dave, and here are a bunch of random facts about me....

- I play guitar, drums, and piano
- I'm an only child
- I got back into playing ice hockey last year after taking years off. I also enjoy playing disc golf.
- I do software development for a living; it's pretty much like being a rock star, but with slightly fewer groupies.
- I hate making plans and tend to be very spur of the moment
- I get a tiny ember of rage inside of me whenever I see someone leave a shopping cart in a parking lot instead of putting in the cart corral.
- I alphabetize my movie and CD collections. Make of this what you will.
- Ever have the dream where your teeth start falling out? That one always freaks me the hell out.
- I built a home theater in my basement, complete with a projector. If you talk to me there is a good chance I'll ramble to you about it.
- Reiterating a point from the last comment: I ramble. I also get sidetracked easily.
- I consider a brownie ruined if you put nuts in it.
- I'm completely terrible at doing accents/impersonations. You know how in I Love You Man everyone picks on Paul Rudd's character for sounding like a leprechaun when he does impersonations? Yeah, that's pretty much me. It's pretty bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Working... just taking it day to day and seeing where life takes me.
I’m really good at
Being random and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Also: origami. Actually, that's a lie. Lying isn't my strong suit.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact I don't shut up.

.... or my eyes. They tend to be mute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I'm a bit of a movie buff and have close to 400 movies in my collection. I'll pretty much watch anything, but some of my favorites are Brazil, Hot Fuzz, any of Pixar's films, The Thing, Se7en, anything the Coen brothers directed... cult classic type stuff like Reanimator or The Evil Dead... you get the idea.

TV: Current - Fargo, Better Call Saul, Archer, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead. Classics - Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, 30 Rock (RIP good NBC comedies), Arrested Development, MST3k, Simpsons pre-2000, Futurama, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Firefly.

Music: Metal! Since apparently no one listens to metal on here, I'll refrain from listing bands. Generally I appreciate any form of music that is well written and performed. Also, 90s alt rock because that was my coming of age music.

Food: I'm a fat man in a little man's body. I eat anything, really. Not big on seafood though, outside of shrimp and crab. But yes.. food is awesome. I purchased a smoker a few years ago so now my weekends are spent BBQ'ing. I make a mean rack of ribs, not gonna lie.
The six things I could never do without
1). Tacos
2). Burritos
3). Quesadillas
4). Nachos
5). Enchiladas
6). Tums
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If it's prior to noon: lunch.

If it's after noon: dinner.

If it's after dinner: well, that's classified.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm currently playing in a hockey league on Friday nights, so... that. If the league has ended and I haven't updated my profile, then, well, I'm probably still playing hockey, just at a pickup game or a different league.

Or I'm out eating pizza.

Or I'm watching a movie.

Or I'm putting holes in my walls (preferably intentionally, but not always)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Ask for my darkest secrets and I shall tell.
You should message me if
You're a manic pixie dream girl.

Or if you're pretty much Liz Lemon.

Or you can juggle lemons.

Or you go around quoting the pre-2000s Simpsons and get annoyed when people don't get your references.
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