I am with an amazing woman, so i'm looking for cool/kinky new friends, or if you are interested in fun with an honest and open minded kinky couple-say hello!******
I am here because i appreciate an up front, blunt approach to life, and with a profile, I can just put out there those important things that most people avoid talking about until they have been on several dates pretending to be people they aren't.
I'm only partially the stereotype that you would expect. I am pretty intense about the things that interest me(and there are many!), I am far from shy, I love horror movies, i will not sit by and just watch life happen, i jump in head first...and yes, I am a professional pervert(don't settle for amateurs).
But i'm also a very relaxed, super optimistic, happy, goofy, nerdy, hopeless romantic, bookworm who never hides how i feel about the people i care about. I will hold hands in public, and still kill that unidentified bug that got in the house. So, lets cut to the chase-here are the awkward things right up front:
*I like kids, but really can't see them in my future(i'm fixed lol)
*I have been divorced twice, but still believe in marriage
*I am a perpetual optimist and would love to find the same in my partner
*I was raised by a shrink, so i firmly believe communication is the key to everything
*I am far from a materialistic person, i collect stories and great memories, not possessions-im actually a bit of an eco-nut and would love to live in an earthship style houseboat
*I have to respect someone to be able to love them, so i am naturally attracted to strong, smart, independent women
*I seem cocky at first, but ask anyone who knows me, i know i am flawed and am wrong often...and am willing to admit it proudly
*I love bacon and sex, and think the world would be a better place with more of both for everyone
So...if i haven't scared you or bored you, be bold and let me know. I promise i'm just a good guy looking for a good girl(but we can be bad later if you like lol)
T.V.: I don't watch much unless it's on netflix, but love Arrested development, the league, how i met your mother, walking dead, and i'm addicted to TED.com
Movies: All of them :)
Comedians: John Stewart and Louis CK are my funny heros
Music: I have eclectic tastes, but right now am in love with Thievery Corporation.
Food: I LOVE food! Italian, greek, anything with soul and rich flavors...and bacon :)
*Embrace this moment you have, and this person you are...the rest will take care of its self
*Learn something new everyday, no matter how small
*Action equals belief
*A painful truth is better than a comforting lie
*Deal with it, it builds character!(my dads favorite line of all time lol)
*surround yourself with amazing people whenever possible
*The number1 cause of death is birth...so calm down and enjoy the ride
*If you ever say "its better than sex", you're doing it wrong!
*Embrace your flaws, they are what make us unique
*Live with Passion!
*Bacon is a religious experience
*Don't let fear keep you from loving someone
*If you are not on fire, or being attacked by Zombies...its a good day!
*if you are just bored and want to chat at night, I am always up late...you can find me on Kik under username: Madzen13