25San Marcos, United States
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My self-summary
I used to respond to every message, but due to the overwhelming amount of "hey/what's up/etc" stupid pointless messages, let me just say now thanks but no thanks. I will respond if you have something meaningful to say. With that said, if you treat me like the queen that I am, I will reciprocate by treating you like a king. :) Simple as that.....


I like to go out and party, as well as staying in and cuddling to a good movie and/or video games. It pretty much depends on how comfy my bed looks that day. :) I'm not the type of girl to fall head over heels for just any guy. With that said, I've never been "in love," at least, I don't think I have (which means I probably haven't since I would know...right?). Haha. It really takes a lot to gain and maintain my attention because I have high standards in a partner. Please, don't confuse me with being arrogant; I just know what I want. :)

I'm an overall easy to please girl but I have a competitive spirit ;) Definitely a night owl, never really been a morning person (my sleep is sacred). I'm more assertive and independent than most girls, which is my theory on why I'm on this site to begin with. If you're looking for a woman to follow orders and to be at your beck and call, KEEP LOOKING. For me, equality is what it's all about. In a relationship, I'm determined to find a man who can give me in return as much as I give him (emotionally, physically, and mentally). I'm a big animal person, but I'm especially a sucker for dogs. My dream guy would be a tall, white, devilishly handsome 4/20 friendly dog-lover with a love for Brand New whom can satisfy all my needs. (Nothing against other ethnicities, but I'm really just attracted to Anglos or really fair skinned hispanics) Oh facial hair is a plus, too! I go crazy for a good scruff. :) Also, I like a guy who knows what he wants, whether it be short or long term least want SOMETHING or I'll think you're boring. As an Aries, I'm kind of stubborn. I like to be right, what can I say? But at the same time, I will be the first to admit I was wrong when I've messed up. Oh, did I mention I cuss a bit? :/ Although I'm strong willed, I'm extremely shy when it comes to making the first move towards forming a romantic relationship, so you have to be the one to GO FOR IT :) Like my profile says, I'm not looking for anything serious just hoping to meet some cool guys who are worth my time. Whatever happens, happens.

A basic list of things I look for in a man:

Don't worry if you don't have a lot of these, if you play your cards right I'll still be interested, but if you DO have these it's definitely a BIG plus :D

-Nice teeth/smile/good breath
-Good body odor (I'm a sucker for a snazzy cologne, makes me hot!)
-Height (I'm pretty short, so anything taller than me is fine, but taller is better)
-Charm (If you just say "hi what's up/let's hook up/you're hott/how are you?" I'm going to think you've got no game and are therefore LAME)
-Muscles (You don't have to be a juice head, but some guns would be hot...and veiny arms..mmmm)
-Facial hair
-Intelligence (Not looking for Einstein, but I'll admire anyone who is politically/socially up to date)
-Sense of humor (I speak three languages: English, Spanish, and Sarcasm. :P )
-Financial stability (I'm not expecting gifts, but knowing that you're doing well shows you're responsible, which is awesome)
-Nerve (I may talk the talk, but when it comes to relationships I'm really shy. A guy who's ballsy enough to make the first, second, and perhaps third move is what I need...)
-Animal lover (At least dogs lol)

Out of all those things I mentioned, honesty is the most important to me. Don't beat around the bush, just be straight up with me, and I promise to give you the same in return. I hate those games. >_<<br />
**When messaging me, I'll pay more attention to you if you tell me specifically WHY my profile attracted me to you. Depending on what your answer is, I'll get a better understanding of what kinda guy you are. Also, I rarely message a guy first. I'm a firm believer that if a guy REALLY wants to talk to me, he will find a way to talk to me. I'm worth that.
What I’m doing with my life
Dealing with it. It's been a tough 3 years, family-wise. Sorry to sound super vague and dramatic at the same time, but if you're lucky enough to earn my trust I promise to update you. :)

Currently a Senior at Texas State. Comm Studies Major. Not really sure what I want to do anymore. I mean, I like learning what I'm learning, but I'm having that whole "what do I REALLY wanna do with my life" phase. It sucks because I've never EVER second guessed my decisions before, but now that I'm getting older it's all so...permanent. Idk. We'll see what happens.

Also just started to get on that healthy train, GMOs can suck dick! I wanna treat my body better, it's the only one I've got! My first step was to quit smoking cigarettes. I've been cancer free since 1/1/12. Now I'm getting used to exercising and eating better, so baby steps I guess!
I’m really good at
-air drying after a shower. >:)
-Call of Duty
-I've been told to have the "gift of gab"
-sleeping in
-not asking stupid questions during a movie
-being a good friend
-figuring out which relationships are gunna suck months before their expiration date
-rolling blunts. I bet you've never seen a girl with such a great blunt before. ;)
-finding solutions to communication problems
-seeing things from others' perspective (for the most part)
-showing affection, when necessary
-making people laugh
-"That's what she said" jokes....I really can't resist them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Aesthetically, I get compliments on my eyebrows and lips a lot. Personality wise, I'm usually the smartass. But if you were to just randomly see me IRL one day, you'd probably notice my smile; I love laughing!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Snuff, The Truth About Diamonds
Go Away Big Green Monster
The Giving Tree
...I don't make time to read books that much anymore. Oh well.

Top 10 (there's a lot)
1. CHICKEN FAJITA TACOS + tons of salsa
2. Chicken parmasan
3. Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich (pretty much everything at Whataburger actually...)
4. Baked/mashed potatoes
5. Hot cheetos (with REAL lime)
6. Stir fry-the more veggies the better
8. Buffalo Wild Wings (Wild+Asian Zing)
9. PHO
10. Sushi

Music: I like everything, but I'm especially into: classics, house, dubstep, electronica, indie rock/alternative, acoustic, rap, and techno
Top 5 Artists:
1. Brand New
2. Bright Eyes
3. Taking Back Sunday
4. Lady Gaga
5. Of Montreal

Knocked Up (I can quote the whole movie)
anything with Adam Sandler
Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back
Dear Zachary (it's on Netflix...totally recommend it!)
The Notebook
The Hangover
Ever After
The Lion King
Mean Girls
Black Swan
No Strings Attached
all X-Men movies, and pretty much any zombie movie

Ja'mie: Private School Girl (watch this with me stoned, I promise it'll be hilar)
Summer Heights High
Game of Thrones
Boardwalk Empire
Law and Order: SVU
30 Rock
True Blood
Big Love
US of Tara
RuPaul's Drag Race
Anything on Food Network
E! Investigates
E! True Hollywood Stories
Forensic Files
The OC
The Biggest Loser
Parks and Recreation
Family Guy
Six things I could never do without
iPhone, Extreme Q vaporizer, xbox, macbook pro, dank, my dog<3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future, my mom, my friends, my grades, alternate universes, sex, lucid dreaming, food, weed, conspiracy theories, the weekend, religion and pretty much "god" in general, how to protect my self and loved ones in case the zombie apocalypse happened, how our media is fucked up and update us on useless information instead of real raw news, how school should be free instead of a money making empire, muscular bearded men, puffin blunts, PUPPIES
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying my day off, usually stoned and with my dog at home. Netflix binges mixed with trying new recipes and trying to stack on some trophies and gamer points on my ps4+360. Family lives in SA so I drive down often, I love family time :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have really weak ankles. Been in a boot 5 different times within the past 2 years :(

This is why you won't ever see me in heels. It's a recipe for disaster, so I hope you like short chicks! :D
You should message me if
-You think stoned dates are the best dates.
-You're confident that you won't disrespect me, IN ANY WAY. Don't bullshit me and don't be an overall douche bag.
-You're not insecure and have a positive self esteem.
-You'll be nice to my dog.
-You will be honest with me, even if it's something I don't wanna hear.
-You're okay with going a couple of days without talking (this is highly probable during midterms/finals/work, so be prepared and don't get butthurt)
-You can handle a woman who will call you out on your shit, and expects you to do the same in return!
The two of us