alec247
38Diamond Bar, United States
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My self-summary
nerdy and geeky. i'm comfortably-extroverted and self-consciously introverted. sing in the car loudly and horribly to doowop, eighties, nineties, and pop hits.

I want to be your little spoon in this giant kitchen drawer we call "life."

If you're good with kids, dogs, and other helpless and/or woodland creatures, I'm a sucker for that shit.

If you're a Jedi in the streets and a Sith in the sheets.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing that day-to-day "work" thing and being alright with what I do. Trying to do that "get in shape" thing and see how long it takes me to become sexy and slutty like J-LO.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Baking. Being sass-castic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I live boisterously.

I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I've got whozits and whatzits galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Weiss - Hickman. Eddings. Jordan. Lackey. Greenwood. Riordan. Sedaris, Austen.

MOVIES: RomComs.

SHOWS: Anime (Crunchyroll!), K-Dramas, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Modern Family, Grey's Anatomy, The Good Wife, The Middle, The Daily Show.

MUSIC: 80's Pop. 90's R&B. 00's Club Music.

FOOD: Asian food: Filipino, Chinese, Japanese. Thai. Viet. Etc. Mexican.
Six things I could never do without
• Sass
• Crass
• Music
• Video Games
• Coffee
• Carbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How loud can I sing in my car without blocking out police / ambulance sirens?

Why does it rain the day after I get my car washed?

Is my right arm longer that my left arm?

Why do all my good thoughts come when I'm in the shower?

Why do my wittiest comebacks always come AFTER I've been thoroughly trounced?

If I sing in the shower, is it technically still horrible if no one can hear it?

What if your safe word is "Don't stop" What would happen?
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching movies.

Catching up on Netflix / HBO / Showtime / Crunchyroll.

Cuddling... with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Apparently I'm terribad at dating.
You should message me if
I bet you got the techniques
to freak a guy inside out
What's that all about?
Can I have some of that?
You gotta put me on
Word around town is that you're nine men strong
I wanna be put on in the worst way
Since the first day
I think it was a Thursday
You be that person that I wanna sink my teeth in
Make me wanna ask,
"Where the hell ya been?"
I like the way you be with all that personality
But I got flava too
You needs to get with me!

Don't message me if you're gonna come for me with one line replies. It tells me you're not interested in me and that's OK. However, we shouldn't waste time when we could be slow dancing in the living room or cuddling on the sofa with people we actually want to date.

If you're interested, that's awesome. If you're not, that's OK too, but honestly, not as awesome!
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