30Spring Hill, United States
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My self-summary
I party like its 1999. I am Americas next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number nine and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas tree. On Wednesdays, after practice I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup. I'm a go-getter. I sleep once a day. Basically... I rock.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, having fun, living life.
I’m really good at
Anything I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
You would have to ask those who are taking notice of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything John Grisham.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun, Bringing Out the Dead...

Shows: News (local and international) anything on: the history channel, the discovery channel, CNBNC, or the food network.

Music: Depends what I'm doing, if I'm rolling around town with my windows down then it's country all the way. Tearing it up at the gym give me some rock. Performing brain surgery I'll take classical.

Food: I'm pretty much open to anything that won't eat me back. I enjoy trying new cuisines that I might not otherwise have the chance to experience, have any suggestions?
Six things I could never do without
Beer, boobs/behinds, red meat, junk food, sports center.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why flatulance is so humerous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying like a rockstar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like ice cream.
You should message me if
You're awesome
The two of us