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My self-summary
I've spent 15 seconds in an elevator with 10 Miss Universe contestants, so bring your A-Game

Looking for the real thing, but let's not get hitched tomorrow 😀

Football/Broncos is pretty important to my ability to breathe for 6 months 🏈🐎

6'4 in 4-inch heels.

Work keeps me busy and needs me to travel a lot, so I enjoy downtime! That can mean either working out, cooking, reading, but probably flixing Net. Fluent in Nerd

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What I’m doing with my life
Changing it actually - I was poached for a new job, company and industry and am kind of like a baby turtle floundering to the ocean of life right now, but having a lot of fun doing it. I travel to Dallas and/or Austin every month for a handful of days, just FYI.
I’m really good at
Driving, random and unconscious sound effects, and English accents. Seriously. Michael Caine, Hugh Grant, even Pikey, take your pick. I can do it. I can also kick a basketball into the hoop pretty damn well
The first things people usually notice about me
That I just tripped or bumped into something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: Paradise Lost, anything by Malcolm Gladwell or Christopher Hitchens. Calvin and Hobbes. If you don't like Calvin and/or Hobbes, you're just wrong.
Asking what my favorite movie is is like asking Warren Buffett what his favorite stock is, but to name a few: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Garden State, 500 Days of Summer, Big Lebowski, Serenity, The Princess Bride.
Favorite music: My tastes range from Mos Def to Trampled by Turtles. Then I have the propensity to switch to Chopin.
TV- SOA, House of Cards, Firefly, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica (shut up) The League, Family Guy, Workaholics
Six things I could never do without
1. Carbs
2. Friends
3. My phone
4. Music
5. A roof over my head
6. Netflix
7. Pockets
8. Caffeine
9. The ability to count to 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my jokes translate well to paper.
You should message me if
You appreciate a good, solid high-five and can re-teach me long division.
If you remember Dunkaroos and want them back as badly as I do.
The two of us