I use to be a gymnast so I tumble like a motherfucker! Drunk or not!
Aside from my amateur tumbling and bad ass party planning skills, I make a mean PB & J. Some say the meanest.
I'm actually a lot smarter in real life. No, I'm joking about that too. Just kidding!
Truth be told, I'm an old school romantic that would rather meet someone in real life and see if there is any connection. Yes, it's all well and good to converse via email and OKcupid messages for months on end (with plenty of time to craft out perfectly charming responses) and then finally have a face-to-face that bombs worse than the opening weekend of 'Glitter'. So let's all agree to throw caution to the wind and go for that old-school concept of a date that involves talking......in person.....in what may or may not be a matrix designed for controlling the masses. Ok, ok, it was suggested that I put something heartfelt and authentic in my profile.
I like puppies....seriously.