alexjansen
25 Lafayette, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a black sheep Eagle Scout. I love the internet and dive bars and top secret meetings. I love high-functioning autistics, and understand society through various popular TV and Movie frameworks. I've always got an esoteric conversation topic to bullshit about. And yes, I do have the Emotions™.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the Silicon Valley dream. I work a Software Engineering job at a successful SF startup.

Trying my hardest to be anything like Andy Kaufman, Kurt Cobain, Steve Jobs, Elon Musk, Dan Harmon, Carl Sagan, George Carlin, or Oscar Wilde. (All of my heroes are whinny white dudes)
I’m really good at
Compliments, neck rubs, lifting things, and opening jars, also fixing cars and computers. I cook and do my laundry, and have good judgement in movies. Probably I'm best at being everything for everyone always.
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people think I have crazy eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies - Blade Runner, Primer, The Game, Dr Horrible, Apocalypse Now, Objectified, Network

TV - Community, Mad Men, Spaced, Bob's Burgers, Community, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Breaking Bad, ST:TNG, Portlandia, Rick and Morty.

Music - Bad Brains, Dead Kennedys, Zepplin, Who, Queen, Bad Relgion, Descendants, Daft Punk, Neil Young, CSN(Y), Humming to myself like a psycho when bored.
The six things I could never do without
My computers
Community Season 1 on DVD
Sketchpad and pen
My friends
Car and open road
Post-structuralist cognition
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why stuff is the way it is, how to improve the objects around me.

Coca Cola, Walmart, Home Depot, and GEICO. Damn advertising...

Girls. Y'all are cute and complex. It's fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm almost always working on my company. I also enjoy playing tabletop games with friends, and catching up on TV.

I'm on the look out for a dive bar filled with expressive characters whose diverse personalities clash yet harmonize.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I pee in the shower.
You should message me if
- I sent you a message.
- You like TV writers.
or
- You want someone to distract you from that black hole in your soul.
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