Unintentionally scaring people
Drunk-dialing my mother
Listening to clients' tales of woe
Not getting offended
Getting depressed in department stores
Breakdancing for Territory
Huffing coffee grounds
Movies: anything Paul Thomas Anderson, anything Stanley Kubrick, Royal Tenenbaums, The Conversation, Raging Bull, Dog Day Afternoon, The King of Comedy (the Scorsese one, although I love Bernie Mac too), Adaptation, Children of Men, Broken Flowers, No Country for Old Men
Music: Robert Glasper, Thelonious Monk, Harry Nilsson, Gonzales, Brad Mehldau, Flying Lotus, Nick Drake, Debussy, Bela Bartok, Stravinsky, Elliott Smith, Jonny Greenwood, Tom Waits, Miles Davis
TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Louie, Chappelle's Show, Six Feet Under, Eastbound and Down, Tough Crowd, True Detective. Haven't been keeping up with the current flood of great TV but if I start again, it will probably include Better Call Saul and Broad City.
Enough of this
hearing Colin Quinn insult people
a creative wall to hit my head against
the idea that one day I will be a dog owner.