I read a LOT of Cracked.com... by the way. (Ever shall trivia abound...)
I can also freestyle rap when I'm drunk. Kind of. Drunken-me thinks I'm good at it... care to evaluate?
I watch a lot of animated shows, like Archer, Family Guy, and Avatar: the last Airbender, and anime. I watch most of my shows on Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube.
I read a lot of books for the roleplaying games I enjoy (books that help you come up with ideas for your own stories).
I've got a pretty diverse taste in music. I like pop and electronica, I enjoy some country and rap, classic and alternative rock. I do not like Mumford and Sons, the guy's voice bugs me.
Regarding food, I am generally open to anything. I have specific ingredients that I don't like (such as celery) but even that I'd be willing to try given the right circumstance.
Important Note: When I say "avid joker and deadpan enthusiast", know that these words were not typed lightly. While I generally stick to straight talk when first meeting I very quickly slide into playful sarcasm when I'm comfortable. If you have an issue with someone cracking jokes, don't enjoy witty banter, and/or don't get sarcasm, then go. Just go. These are not the droids you are looking for, your prince has slain a fire-breathing turtle in a different castle, Keyser Soze has left the building.