27Redmond, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an actor and dayum if it doesn't take up a lot of my time; though time spent doing what you love is never wasted. I do a lot of voice acting in machinima projects, particularly Simetography, which uses The Sims as a medium.

Otherwise I'm a gamer and a LARPer, beginning fire-spinner, occasional stand up comic, and writer everytime the inspiration strikes.

I've got a very playful personality and really like to enjoy life. This is the part where I'm supposed to say that I like to laugh and while that may be true, even more-so I love *making* people laugh! I am an avid joker, ex-martial artist, and deadpan enthusiast, usually with something to say (of varying levels of relevance) about most topics. Looking for someone to knock back a beer with and rant? Then look no further! Alexponential: to exponentiality, AND BEYOND!

I read a LOT of by the way. (Ever shall trivia abound...)
What I’m doing with my life
Voice acting, writing songs and stand up comedy routines, LARPing, and working a desk job for an insurance company.

Also learning how to spin fire (contact juggling staff).
I’m really good at
making people laugh. Its one of the things I love doing.

I can also freestyle rap when I'm drunk.... I think...
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am. (~6'4)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blues Brothers is probably my favorite movie, but i love most all comedies, especially Mel Brooks. I'm a big fan of martial arts movies and fantasy.

I watch a lot of animated shows, like Archer, Family Guy, and Avatar: the last Airbender, and anime. I watch most of my shows on Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube. Also Game of Thrones. I will talk endlessly about Game of Thrones...

I read a lot of books for the roleplaying games I enjoy (books that help you come up with ideas for your own stories) but more often I listen to audiobooks. Ive nearly finished off a Dance with Dragons and am working my way through the Stormlight Archives, with a bit of Jhereg mixed in when ive cleaned out mynlibrary and need a new book to go to. Also Lovecraft. Basically fantasy.

I've got a pretty diverse taste in music. I like pop and electronica, I enjoy some country and rap, classic and alternative rock. I do not like Mumford and Sons, the guy's voice bugs me.

Regarding food, I am generally open to anything. I have specific ingredients that I don't like (such as celery) but even that I'd be willing to try given the right circumstance.
Six things I could never do without
An irreverent sense of humor, a spoon in my coffee cup, my freedom, my imagination, gaming, and my nunchucks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ship of theseus-paradox.
Storylines in the stories I'm working on.
The perfect comeback for that last conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Filling the time if i have nothing yet planned. Maybe a quiet night at home is called for or maybe a crazy night on the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, me and my best friends at the time wanted to form an N'Sync style Boy Band. We had a name and motif and I was even starting to write some songs for us.
You should message me if
You want to do something, grab a bite/drink, etc? I just got out of a long term relationship so I'm not looking for something serious right now. I am usually happy to go on dates with fun people however.

Other Important Note: When I say "avid joker and deadpan enthusiast", know that these words were not typed lightly. While I generally stick to straight talk when first meeting I very quickly slide into playful sarcasm when I'm comfortable. If you have an issue with someone cracking jokes, don't enjoy witty banter, and/or don't get sarcasm, then go. Just go. These are not the droids you are looking for, your prince has slain a fire-breathing turtle in a different castle, Keyser Soze has left the building.
The two of us