30 Boise, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Alex. I have severe autism probably. If you know someone with autism and that offends you then please apologize to them for having to put up with you.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to kill myself. Life is just the fucking worst.
I’m really good at
Guns, knifes, karate, sex moves
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt. Stop staring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read. I'm a reader of books. I watch tv to unwind.I'm a big fan of comedy movies.
The six things I could never do without
Steak. Alcohol. That's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Questions I think God would ask me. How many women have you had sex with? Five...just kidding like a hundred right? Haha...five...
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a bourbon man now. But I still love steak. That hasn't changed. Would you like to sing with me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will just cry so hard watching a sad movie. I'm in touch with my feelings and that's important.
You should message me if
You have a dog and would like our dogs to play. You dont have a dog and want to play with my dog. You don't have a dog, don't want to play with my dog but want to play with me. Get your mind out of the gutter.