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My self-summary
Hey I'm Ali, 23 years old from Toronto, Scarborough to be more specific. I am bisexual but I prefer to date men. I list my self as straight because bi girls get flooded with threesome requests. No, I will not be your third. I graduated college to be an esthetician, but right now I'm not working in that field. I work two part time jobs, both of which I love and make me happy. I work part time at a laser tag center. So yeah I'm pretty sweet at laser tag. I also work in a woman's clothing store which feeds my passion for fashion. I'm an animal lover; my dogs are like my children. I'm also a vegetarian, I don't care if other people eat meat, just don't pressure me to. Right now I’m just looking to meet new people, see what happens, have a good time.

I'm spunky! Or as my mother says "unique" I'm not afraid to stand out, both look wise and personality. I tend not to sensor myself, usually because I don't think before I speak. Which always seems to end up being wonderful, or a complete mess. Depending on who you ask my sense of humor can be rather "offensive" but I enjoy laughing at my own joke, so it's all good! If you were to interview my old teachers they would lovingly describe me as a "smart ass" and a "loud mouth". Friends would say I'm an embarrassment to be seen with but hilarious to laugh at. So all in all I'm just a lovely and charming girl, the kind to take home to meet your parents!

I love comedy, keep me laughing and I'll love you. As much as I love the comedy genre, I must admit that girly girl in me has a soft spot for the tear jerkers and romances.

Music wise I'm all over the place. My all-time favourite would have to be the oldies, good ol' rock and roll! The Beatles are my number one band, I was raised by a Beatleholic. I enjoy a wide variety of music, and again have that strange girly soft spot for the pop music. But as well I enjoy rock, punk, whatever sounds good to my ears.

I like to paint and doodle, though I'm not very good at it. I enjoy making collages, thought it might just be I love playing with scissors. My art is make-up. I love doing it and wearing it. If you remember up there I studied to be an esthetician. For those of you who don't know what they do it includes skincare, nail care, hair removal, and make-up. Sounds kinda shallow I know, but I love the body, love working with it, and modifying and enhancing it.

Speaking of modifying bodies! I love body modifications. Piercings interest me more so then tattoos but I love all forms. I've got lots of pretty piercings, big ol' ear lobes, and currently 3 tattoos. I don't really care if you have any as long as you dig mine.

If you read this all congrats! I like to write about subjects that interest me and I know a lot about. And the subject I know best about is me. Yes I can be cocky and am told a narcissist. But I just have a very high self esteem. I'm the last thing from modest.
What I’m doing with my life
Working two jobs, being a total internet junkie loser, and partying it up on weekends.
I’m really good at
Being loud and obnoxious. It's fun. I'm told I'm pretty funny and entertaining.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy hair styles/colours, my out there style, or my big ear lobes and crazy piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top shows would be Law and Order SVU and Criminal Minds.
Other shows I love:
The Walking Dead
Gossip Girl
Arrested Development
Trailer Park Boys
Sex and the City

Cheesiest movie ever but I love to death is A Walk to Remember.
Other movies I love:
Across the Universe
Pretty Woman
Edward Scissorhands

I honestly am ashamed to admit I haven't been reading a lot lately but my favorite is Memoirs of a Geisha. And always in my heart it is a book meant for children but Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli. I related so much to that as a misfit preteen/teenager that I've read it at least 5 times. But the last book I read was Twilight, because I'm a loser and a sucker for a romance novel.

Music I'm all over. My top two genre's would be oldies rock and roll/pop music (50's and 60's) and pop punk of the late 90's early 2000's like Blink 182, early Good Charlotte, Mest. That stuff just holds a place in my heart from being an angsty pre-teen. In high school I was a total hardcore girl going to shows like Cancer Bats and The Holly Springs Disaster. Lately I've been somewhat of a raver kid going to EDM shows. But forever will catchy pop music have a place in my heart. I'm a total dork with what I listen to but DUN CURRRR.

Food wise anything veggie and yummy. I love me some tofu goodness. Tofu and veggie stir fries with udon noodles mmmmm.

Watermelon is my favourite flavour, gum, juice, candy, sorbet, the actual fruit. I'm all over that shit. But especially sorbet. Way to my heart when I'm sad is to bring me a bowl of sorbet. (especially watermelon or raspberry)
Six things I could never do without
1. The internet
2. Close friends and family
3. My dogs
4. A comfy bed
5. Make-up
6. Ice water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My self honestly. Why I do things, what motivates me, how much I've changed and grown and matured, whats going to be my next move, why I am the way I am, and how I got to be who I am today. I'm very self aware.

I also like to think about friends and family. I love love. I may not have romantic love but I'm crazy about the people in my life. I like to think about the reasons I love them and more ways I can put a smile on their face.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's a toss up between sitting at home talking to my internet friends on tiny chat, or out at show raving and dancing my butt off till the sun comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a pegasister. DON'T HATE. I love My Little Pony and collect paraphernalia.
You should message me if
You're a rad person. Crazy, outgoing, daydreamer, child at heart, awesome sense of humor, all qualities I love in a person. :)

And if you actually read this crazy essay I wrote and feel a genuine interest in me.

Please don't message me if you just think I'm hot, have nice tits, and just want in my pants. Ain't gonna happen.
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