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My self-summary
I decided to edit this whole profile after a night of drinking so it would be as honest as possible. This should cut down my inbox traffic.
(Edit: reading this sober, I think I look like a serious asshole but I'm keeping it. Edit Edit: heavier inbox traffic now. Demented fucking website.)

If this is kind of like a resume, I should put recommendations, so in my defense, Middle aged men frequently tell me they wish I were their son-in-law instead of whatever son-of-a-bitch they got instead, women tell me I'm the most passionate guy they've been with, a few women have told me I'm the first white guy they've been with.

I don't take dating or dating sites too seriously, while I do have the hopeless romantic thing in me which pops out once in a while, and eventually I'll fall head over heals and be a complete sucker for some pair of big pretty eyes; that idiot Disney moment doesn't happen often and in the meantime I really just enjoy conversation and sex. That's what I'm mainly here for unless you are the curveball life throws me. So yeah, my inbox is going to be empty now.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a shit job, I am making changes to work a better job. However I will always be more concerned with doing something I find interesting than being able to buy a beamer, so if you base your sex life on how many pairs of shoes a guy will buy you, there are a lot of horny Shoe-Elves out there. When I'm not at my job I'm painting or taking photos.
I’m really good at
Photography. Drawing. Painting. Writing; screenplays, comedy, entertaining essays and blogs, and to a certain extent music and singing, even some acting and in the past, stand up comedy.

Giving my demented commentary on life. So that's a plus. Or maybe a minus, I'm kind of a twisted bastard; but cuddly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I hear about my eyes a lot. Grey blue. People like them... Or argue
about their actual color

I speak like a person who knows English. You tend to stand out in a crowd when you do that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Skim this section to not die of boredom)

An unreasonable sized list of what I listen too: Meshuggah, Fiona Apple, Marvin Gaye, Nine Inch Nails (I have a huge collection), Neko Case, Tool, Tchaikovsky, Saul Williams, The Beatles, Radiation 4, HEALTH, M.I.A., ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, The Mars Volta, Public Enemy, Radiohead, Elton John, These Arms Are Snakes, Loveholic, Marilyn Manson, Pink Floyd, Bach, Johnny Cash, John Coltrane, Simon And Garfunkel, Mewithoutyou, The Moody Blues, Foo Fighters, August Burns Red, Gnarles Barkley, Bjork, Dusty Springfield, Akira Ifukube, Collide, Clutch, Every Time I Die, The Zombies, Sam & Dave, Cryptopsy... etc. it goes on

"Frankenstein", "Travels", The Autobiographies of Benjamin Franklin and Frederik Douglass, "From These Ashes" (Frederick Brown's short stories compiled), Edumacational books like "Cosmos", and "The Religions of Man", "Myth and Reality", etc. I love "The Way Of The Bull" by Leo Buscaglia "Please Don't Eat The Daisies" by Jean Kerr (not Joe McCarthy's wife) and Edgar Allen Poe is always great.

I love Danny Boyle and Wong Kar Wei to death, but I'm also crazy about, Godzilla, Gamera, (widescreen and subtitled on both counts) and Batman films. OLDBOY, Sunshine, The Shining, Inception, Performance, City Of God, There Will Be Blood, Fargo, Casshern, Gamera Vs Barugon, Batman Returns, Natural Born Killers, Harvey, Singin' In The Rain, Black House, Full Time Killer, The Professional (Leon), Alien, Easy Rider, 2046, Infernal Affairs Trilogy, PTU, Gimme Shelter, This Is Spinal Tap, The 'Burbs, Paprika, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, and that's the best I can do without listing any director twice.

As for food, I'm trying to enjoy being healthy so I usually stir fry up a bunch of meat spiced to all hell with cut up peppers, onions, broccoli, apples and beans, in whatever combination suits me best that night. There's more variation than that, but that's my major specialty.
Six things I could never do without
If we're going to go the asshole route I could start listing:
Ravenheads... in roughly that order...

But I'll be reasonable:
Brilliant music
Classic Films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretentious garbage I know better than to share with anyone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, watching movies, singing, or in bed, preferably not alone on all counts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have this major thing for movies and photos from the 1880's through the 1940's. I can't get enough of old timey photos from small towns decked out for holidays, Victorian postmortem photos, promotional film studio photos of Nancy Carroll, Gene Tierney or movies like Metropolis.
You should message me if
You like conversation and sex, you're either a sapiosexual, or just want to enjoy life until something bigger happens by chance.
The two of us