Judging your taste in furniture.
Being led astray by GPS.
Cooking unhealthy but delicious food.
*$4.95 per minute, may be extra from mobiles.
I want to have about 7 babies.
You promise not to message me in French.
You're not looking for a tour guide.
Message me if you have something interesting to say and like sarcastic girls who wear pantyhose and high heels.
"Hey, how are you?" one-liners go straight in the trash.