23 Sydney, Australia
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My self-summary
I'm a French-born, Australian-raised, semi-professional pain in the ass. I'll drink your tea, eat your biscuits and pretend to like your pet.
What I’m doing with my life
Stealing artifacts from temples.
Judging your taste in furniture.
Being led astray by GPS.
I’m really good at
Playing 'She Bangs The Drums' on the drums.
Cooking unhealthy but delicious food.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a complete smartass. If you take yourself too seriously, we won't get along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Last Dinosaurs, The Clash, Of Monsters And Men, lots of others.
The six things I could never do without
Moshpit gropings.
Niggling self-doubt.
Iced tea.
The rhythm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

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On a typical Friday night I am
Eating pineapple in my underwear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You're far too white to wear that hat, or any hat.
I want to have about 7 babies.
You should message me if
Lisa is tearing you apart.

You promise not to message me in French.

You're not looking for a tour guide.

Message me if you have something interesting to say and like sarcastic girls who wear pantyhose and high heels.

"Hey, how are you?" one-liners go straight in the trash.