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My self-summary
I drink like Don Draper, eat sugar like Leslie Knope, and my life is a Demented Saved by the Bell episode.

If you are lucky I'll invite you out to a pretty woman scenario. Dibs on the Armani suit tho.
What I’m doing with my life
- wondering how I gave myself 3 months in LA after Tokyo and now it is 5 years later and I'm still here

- what insane product I am going to make for my clients next

- why my life is literally an insane make your own adventure 99% of the time
I’m really good at
Literally having the most insane luck.

Makes for some great stories! One time, for example, brunch turned into a Pope Musical.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my two different colored eyes. I was born that way - no contacts!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Book: Ready Player One (Currently); super meta and science fiction for my inner nerd

Favorite Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show; the fashion and science fiction cater to my inner gay man

Favorite Shows: American Horror Story, Once Upon A Time, It's Always Sunny, Dr Who, You're The Worst, The League, The Last Man on Earth, Jessica Jones

Favorite Food: Japanese and French. I mean both have the most Michelin stars in the world. They have to be doing something right.
Six things I could never do without
1. My Macbook Pro (it is essential for making bad decisions)

2. My Dodge Dart (otherwise my sister made that theme song for naught)

3. My Sunscreen (I'll burn up and die without it)

4. The Internet (I'll go into withdrawal and cry in a corner)

5. Socks (I can't go to sleep with cold feet)

6. Cell Phone (my iPhone 7 Plus, mostly because I like mine to be bigger than yours...but ONLY in this case!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether serial killers would be the new superheros in an apocalyptic scenario, and how to correctly pronounce Wilshire.
On a typical Friday night I am
gearing up for ME time, whether it's going out, staying in, or flying out on a moment's notice for the simple fact that I can! 🙌
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still can't tell my left from my right until I hold up my L's (admit it you just did it!)

ALSO, I think it's hilarious that my initials are L.R., which could stand for Left and Right.
You should message me if
If you're down to hang with somebody who has enough energy to power a freight train, you're down to have fun doing everything and NOTHING at the same time...

And most important of all if and only if you can handle a night that could be captioned with the phrase "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead".
The two of us