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My self-summary
Hey I'm Abby. I'm from Minneapolis! Moved to east Nashville about 5 years ago.

I tend to define myself as an ambitious, and thoughtful, Liberal Christian who leaves room for mystery and grace. I don't believe in proselytizing bc religion is personal.

I'm looking for someone I can depend on, someone I can laugh with, someone to go to brunch with (really the most underrated meal). If they have dimples it's a plus haha.

Aaaaannnddd not to intimidate any of you, but I recently became a Lady of the principality and micro nation of Sealand. Because I'm badass. It's real, google it. Nobility, bitches!!!

Oh, and I'm enneagram type 8, ENFP, Gemini, if that means anything to y'all... but a *healthy* 8
I’m really good at
writing Haikus, lame jokes, ice skating, and random trivia... Like did you know koalas might go extinct because of chlymidia? True story.

My skill is unmatched.
I know, this is impressive!
How am I single?
The first things people usually notice about me
That would be my laugh. Apparently it's very noticeable and frequent. Too many co-workers at various jobs have said they can always tell where I am because they can hear my laugh.

...That and I recently dyed my hair pink so... actually probably that... and my intoxicating good looks of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A.) The entire Enders Game series, anything by Jon Ronson I loved The Psychopath Test and just got his new one. Love Oliver Sacks, currently I'm reading the Outlander books, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Game of Thrones (or if you want to get technical the Song of Ice and Fire series) read the books people!, Naked Gospel, The Perks of being a Wallflower, Fight Club, Survivor, Rant is probably my favorite Chuck Palahniuk book though,i read A LOT.

B) Veep, Flight of the Conchords, Archer, Peep Show, Mighty Boosh, BattleStar Galactica , Community, Rick and Morty, 30 Rock, GOT, Fringe, West Wing, The Newsroom, Weeds, Workaholics, Broad City, I Survived.. too much to keep going 🙈

Movies: Anything by Cameron Crowe (especially Almost Famous) he's my favorite writer/director. Away We Go, Darjeeling Limited, The Royal Tenenbaums (ok so anything by Wes Anderson-my second favorite writer/director), Breakfast At Tiffany's, The Big Lebowski, Superbad, Funny Girl, Cry Baby!, Sound of Music,Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind (you guessed it Christopher Guest is the 3rd favorite writer/director), Pulp Fiction, Tommy the Rock Opera, Some Like It Hot, The Way We Were, a ton others.

C)Music: Seriously, everything from ThirdEyeBlind, to EdwardSharpe/caroline smith/ neutral milk hotel, thee oh sees, to anything Jack White touches, to Son House, to Clipping and Run the Jewels, toStyx, to Al Green, to Johnny Cash, Martha and the Vandellas. Everything. you should see my Ipod. Its a little ridiculous.
Right now though: Prince, Gallant, Haim, BORNS, and Eagles of Death Metal

D.) Greek, Italian, and Mexican food. Truthfully any food I can put together with my own hands, like fajitas- makes dinner time fun.
Six things I could never do without
(Because God, family, and friends are a given...)
1. My bed that I actually stole from my best friend (its a long story). It's like sleepin' on a cloud!
3. St.Germaine. It's like Spring time in your mouth!
4. Podcasts! My favorites are Radiolab, Harmontown, and Sword and Scale
5. Sunshine. I'm practically a plant.
6. Chapstick. Specifically the light blue medicated Chapstick brand. None of that Vaseline brand crap. This is critical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to a Hanson concert... in 2011... and I LOVED it.
You should message me if
-You're NOT looking for a one night stand
- you're NOT married. Really wish I didn't have to add this.
-You agree that wine is the cello of alcohol
-You want to go ice skating/know where the ice skating rink in Nashville is located.
-"And in your dreams remember what your dreams already know: that peace and humor and love is not weak, that desire based on connection is hotter than desire based on conquest."
The two of us