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My self-summary
Hey I'm Abby. I'm from Minneapolis! Moved to east Nashville about 3 years ago, and it's just now growing on me.

I tend to define myself as an ambitious, and thoughtful, Liberal Christian who leaves room for mystery and grace.

I'm looking for someone I can depend on, someone I can laugh with, someone to go to brunch with (really the most underrated meal). Go to a winery with or civil war reenactment. Really just someone to "do life" with. If they have dimples it's a plus haha.

Aaaaannnddd not to intimidate any of you, but I recently became a Lady of the principality and micro nation of Sealand. Because I'm badass. It's real, google it. Nobility, bitches!!!

Oh, and I'm enneagram type 8, ENFP, Gemini, if that means anything to y'all... but a *healthy* 8
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I'm not quite sure yet what my passion is, but I'm ok with searching for it by trying out different things. Right now I'm working for a Fortune 15 company and so far I really love it and am kicking ass at it. Plus my coworkers are pretty amazing.
I’m really good at
writing Haikus (no seriously, i'm awesome. i anonymously wrote a bunch about people in my office and left them on their desks), lame jokes, ice skating, and random trivia... Like did you know koalas might go extinct because of chlymidia? True story.

My skill is unmatched.
I know, this is impressive!
How am I single?
The first things people usually notice about me
That would be my laugh. Apparently it's very noticeable and frequent. Too many co-workers at various jobs have said they can always tell where I am because they can hear my laugh.

...That and my intoxicating good looks of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A.) The entire Enders Game series, right now I'm reading Jon Ronson's book Extreme, I loved The Psychopath Test and just got his new one. Love Oliver Sacks, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Game of Thrones (or if you want to get technical the Song of Ice and Fire series) read the books people!, Naked Gospel, The Perks of being a Wallflower, Fight Club, Survivor, Rant is probably my favorite Chuck Palahniuk book though,i read A LOT.

B)Flight of the Conchords, Archer, Peep Show, Dexter, Mighty Boosh, MadMen, BattleStar Galactica (I would absolutely take a bullet for Adama), Community, 30 Rock, GOT, Fringe, West Wing, The Newsroom, Weeds, Workaholics, I Survived...really any show on Bio (they just suck you in!).

Movies: Anything by Cameron Crowe (especially Almost Famous) he's my favorite writer/director. Away We Go, Darjeeling Limited, The Royal Tenenbaums (ok so anything by Wes Anderson-my second favorite writer/director), Love Story, Breakfast At Tiffany's, The Big Lebowski, Superbad, Funny Girl, Cry Baby!, Sound of Music,Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind (you guessed it Christopher Guest is the 3rd favorite writer/director), Pulp Fiction, Tommy the Rock Opera, Some Like It Hot, The Way We Were, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, 40 Year old Virgin, a ton others.

C)Music: Seriously, everything from ThirdEyeBlind, to EdwardSharpe/caroline smith/ neutral milk hotel, thee oh sees, to anything Jack White touches, to Son House, to Lupe Fiasco and Kanye, toStyx, to Al Green, to Johnny Cash, Martha and the Vandellas. Everything. you should see my Ipod. Its a little ridiculous.

D.) Greek, Italian, and Mexican food. Truthfully any food I can put together, like fajitas- makes dinner time fun.
Six things I could never do without
(Because God, family, and friends are a given...)
1. My bed that I actually stole from my best friend (its a long story). It's like sleepin' on a cloud!
2. Either glasses or contacts. My vision is shite. (Is it true, men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses?)
3. St.Germaine. It's like Spring time in your mouth!
4. Podcasts! My favorites are Radiolab, The Bugle, and Straight Talk with Ross Mathews
5. Sunshine. I'm practically a plant.
6. Chapstick. Specifically the light blue medicated Chapstick brand. None of that Vaseline brand crap. This is critical.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the only reasonable explanation for why my memory is so terrible is most likely because I have a brain tumor. Or that I'm *possibly* a hypochondriac.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting my karaoke on with a white russian in my hand or gamboling around my East Nashville stomping grounds. Once in a while I'll just feel like bumming around my house with my cat watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to a Hanson concert... in 2011... and I LOVED it.
You should message me if
-You're NOT looking for a one night stand
- you're NOT married. Really wish I didn't have to add this.
-You agree that wine is the cello of alcohol
-You want to go ice skating/know where the ice skating rink in Nashville is located.
-"And in your dreams remember what your dreams already know: that peace and humor and love is not weak, that desire based on connection is hotter than desire based on conquest."
The two of us