27 Sunderland, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm fucking Matt Damon!

Twitter me @almostg

I'm ridiculously sarcastic and my humor is dark and really dry.
Really love my football too, season ticket at Sunderland.
(Is there anything more attractive than a girl in a football top?)

Right I do not sound like Cheryl Cole or any of the other embarrassing twats "from tha toon ".. actually nobody sounds like that. That accent is totally put on.
Think more Steve Cram

I work nights (3 or 4 per week)so my body clock is broken..thus I barely sleep at any time online in the early hours quite often

I'm awful at talking about myself're probably better off just asking..

Also I'm a bit of a gamer geek but not to extents that I'm sat in my room for 4 days surrounded by crisp packets playing on WoW..but its fine if you are though..its an addiction, there are people who can help you!.
Plus gamer girls are very attractive!

My Dads a HUGE Paul Weller fan..thus i am too, massively.

I have a major thing for redheads..
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a senior care worker at a dementia home, can't really say much more about it without getting told off.
I work nights so my sleep pattern is up the wall.
I’m really good at
Being very laid back...I take very little seriously..


Knowing random shit
Like Eric Stoltz (drug dealer in pulp fiction ) was actually cast as Marty Mcfly

Taking the piss

Staying up till the early hours watching YouTube stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Honestly it's not mascara it's just long eyelashes

My quickness.. usually gets me into bother but so what..
If you think its going to be funny say it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Big fan of Lost, Six Feet Under, The Killing, How I Met Your Mother, Life on Mars, Porridge, Teachers, New Tricks, CSI NY.
I also LOVE Morecambe and Wise!
Quite a Looney Tunes fan too

I Love Ricky Gervais so if youre not a fan..we probably dont have the same sense of humour
Others i like, Ray Peacock, Ed Gamble, Nick Helm, Josie Long, Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble, Paul Merton...ill fill more in later

Food, not fussed too much, love trying new foods though.

Ham is a no go. Its awful.liver, kidney and rhubarb too!

I tend not to read much as my attention span is quite low.

Special mention Kate McGill and Orla Gartland... just wow
others: Stereophonics, The Jam, The Duke Spirit, Nina Nesbitt, Shed Seven, Bluetones, Gallagher, Gabrielle Aplin, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Who, White Stripes, Holly Drummond, The Who, Buzzcocks, Tom McRae, T Rex, Rifles, Paloma Faith, Milburn, Maccabees, Little Man Tate..plenty more like..

Have a bit of a thing for french new wave cinema after doing it at college, so ive some random crap in my film library.
Closer,Hot Fuzz,Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Resi Dogs, Scott Pilgrim, Juno, Zodiac, Garden State...yeah theres too many..

Got about 100 play throughs on MGS
Loads of Resi evil. 1-3
Red dead redemption online I love
Though rainbow six takes top online prize
Fifa obviously
Mario etc go without saying
Absolutely awful on racing games and fps games.
The six things I could never do without
Sunderland afc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am Ted Mosby....
On a typical Friday night I am
At work...what a life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Friday is McFlyday!
You should message me if
You've got this far down the page, so you may as well, I will reply

Can quote HIMYM

Are as cynical as me yet made it down to here

Don't mind a comfortable silence

You're fucking Matt Damon