Twitter me @almostg
I'm ridiculously sarcastic and my humor is dark and really dry.
Really love my football too, season ticket at Sunderland.
(Is there anything more attractive than a girl in a football top?)
Right I do not sound like Cheryl Cole or any of the other embarrassing twats "from tha toon ".. actually nobody sounds like that. That accent is totally put on.
Think more Steve Cram
I work nights (3 or 4 per week)so my body clock is broken..thus I barely sleep at any time so..im online in the early hours quite often
I'm awful at talking about myself so..you're probably better off just asking..
Also I'm a bit of a gamer geek but not to extents that I'm sat in my room for 4 days surrounded by crisp packets playing on WoW..but its fine if you are though..its an addiction, there are people who can help you!.
Plus gamer girls are very attractive!
My Dads a HUGE Paul Weller fan..thus i am too, massively.
I have a major thing for redheads..
I work nights so my sleep pattern is up the wall.
Knowing random shit
Like Eric Stoltz (drug dealer in pulp fiction ) was actually cast as Marty Mcfly
Taking the piss
Staying up till the early hours watching YouTube stuff
My quickness.. usually gets me into bother but so what..
If you think its going to be funny say it!
I also LOVE Morecambe and Wise!
Quite a Looney Tunes fan too
I Love Ricky Gervais so if youre not a fan..we probably dont have the same sense of humour
Others i like, Ray Peacock, Ed Gamble, Nick Helm, Josie Long, Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble, Paul Merton...ill fill more in later
Food, not fussed too much, love trying new foods though.
Ham is a no go. Its awful.liver, kidney and rhubarb too!
I tend not to read much as my attention span is quite low.
Special mention Kate McGill and Orla Gartland... just wow
others: Stereophonics, The Jam, The Duke Spirit, Nina Nesbitt, Shed Seven, Bluetones, Gallagher, Gabrielle Aplin, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Who, White Stripes, Holly Drummond, The Who, Buzzcocks, Tom McRae, T Rex, Rifles, Paloma Faith, Milburn, Maccabees, Little Man Tate..plenty more like..
Have a bit of a thing for french new wave cinema after doing it at college, so ive some random crap in my film library.
Closer,Hot Fuzz,Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Resi Dogs, Scott Pilgrim, Juno, Zodiac, Garden State...yeah theres too many..
Got about 100 play throughs on MGS
Loads of Resi evil. 1-3
Red dead redemption online I love
Though rainbow six takes top online prize
Mario etc go without saying
Absolutely awful on racing games and fps games.
Can quote HIMYM
Are as cynical as me yet made it down to here
Don't mind a comfortable silence
You're fucking Matt Damon