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My self-summary
Hello! Thank you for accidentally clicking on my profile :)

Interests include: reptiles, running my business, fishing, hiking, trying new things, cooking, genetics, stocks, arbitrary topics, etc.

The women really do more of the selecting on here. Men are supposed to message the women first. Women decides if she likes the guy enough to respond. Therefore the women do more of the choosing. If a girl likes a guy she will be predisposed to liking the conversation. What I'm getting at is, I don't send many messages out. I don't feel comfortable sending multiple messages hoping for a reply from one, that just doesn't seem genuine. Plus trying to get to know someone online doesn't have the same substance you get when interacting with someone face to face ............ face :/

How are men supposed to naturally meet women? Accost them in public? Honestly, please send me a message regarding this. If I see a girl at a store, I'm supposed to assume she's single and just start abruptly talking to her? That sounds horrible for both people.

Don't expect a deep, engaging, unique conversation within a few messages. I typically don't joke around too much or talk too in-depth with people / strangers I just met...... believe it or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Working; speaking of which you should start working on a message to send to me ;)
I’m really good at
Fishing, badminton, Adventures, being logical, telling bad jokes, dark humor, analyzing things, getting completely nude, roasting marshmallows, and petting dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face. Not to sound like a narcissist......
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like any books on herpetology, or field guides, dictionary, books on stock trading.

Stepbrothers, Red dragon, Catch me if you can, Robo cop 2, Muppets Christmas carol, The big Lebowski, Dredd, Edward scissor hands, American Psycho, Elf, Django, and Ted.

Modern family, Dr. Who, adventure time.

Flounder, halibut, olive, sushi, sandwhich, potato chip, carrot, chicken, pretzel, BLT, deep dish pizza, greek pizza, pizza, lasagna, anything gourmet, Mexican, Chinese, anything good I like. I like to cook too FYI, go ahead and add that one to your notes.
The six things I could never do without
Sixlets... They are the best candy. Unfortunately they took up my six things :(.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, things I would like to do, stocks, places I would like to go, and my business.

You must be tolerant of intolerance to fully understand / appreciate intolerance.

Here is something I was just thinking about recently while out fishing: First let me start with what prompted the initial thought. While walking around the lake I cut through a part of the woods when I came across a hollow tree base that had a metal ammo tin inside. I got excited and opened it. All that was inside was some legos, a note pad in a sealed zip lock baggy, and some soggy Yugio cards.... I regrettably touched those soggy Yugio cards.... ewwww. Well I left it and walked away feeling disappointed.

I guess I was thinking when I picked up the ammo tin and could tell there was stuff inside that it was going to be something good like treasure. Then I thought what kind of asshole at 26 thinks he found treasure in the woods? I need to get over my dreams of treasure.

Since the above story I have found an additional geocache. Thanks to everyone on OKC that sent me a message telling me that gross ammo tin in the park was actually a "geocache" ( something people would actually want to find like in a scavenger hunt, and not something that should be thrown away in a trash can ).

If a man who has red hair and freckles drives a bread delivery truck, does that make him a "ginger bread man"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking in a mirror naked while telling myself I'm beautiful.

Probably going to go out next Friday though...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Do you know how has the guarantee "meet someone in 6 months or get 6 months for free"? Well if this was I would be owed roughly around $10,000. I currently have a law suit against pending.


Here's some actual seriousness: I have ulcerative colitis. Since there is a genetic link to the NON contagious condition and a probability I could pass it onto my offspring ; in my opinion I am genetically inferior. I do not plan on ever reproducing and only interested in girls who don't want children too. Wouldn't want kids even if I didn't have colitis.
You should message me if
I'm sort of shy at first so you have to be okay with that. I'm also not the best at talking to girls since I don't do it all the time or often at all for that matter. So if you want a guy to charm you with words try someone who is really experienced with wooing women. Plus getting to know someone through text really doesn't have much depth or the same substance you would get from interacting with a person in real life. Funny thing is it seems like people who are tired of the bar scene and can't find anyone come here and people who have no luck here try the bar scene........

Here are some reasons you should message me below:

If you want to get together for one milk shake + 2 straws.

Or if you're looking for a long term serious relationship and think we could get gay with each other.

If you have something more to say than just "Hey" or "sweet ass" or "I want to watch you through your window while you sleep you little bitch". I mean come on seriously? >:-( Is that how you make a first impression?

Don't message me if you're just looking for sex. I'm not a piece of boy meat and don't appreciate some of the messages I've been getting.

I don't have tattoos..... so that means about 80% of girls right there won't like me hahaahahahaaha. That seems like a must for some reason : / If you absolutely need them I can draw on myself with a sharpie for the first few dates.