You can't see the last time someone logged in. No one wants to waste time trying to contact someone who has not been on this site in the last 5- or 6-years. I mean, come on... Arg...
There are better and less expensive sites. I mean, adultfriendfinder.com is only $108 a year for Gold Membership.
Sorry, I am slowly working on my profile, but I do have a good number of answered questions.
...I'm not talking about moving in and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I would really love to see to you night...
I am just your average Joe.
As for more about me, I am single, never married, I have never had any children, I am employed, and I have no arrest or criminal history. Oh, and I do pay my taxes and I do tend to do the right thing and I do tend to be a good guy. I am also not into playing games nor am I into being a misleading or dishonest or manipulative or duplicitous person. But at the same time, I am not perfect nor am I am trophy man. I am just an average Joe. There is nothing special or impressive about me and I have no fortunes or chest of gold.
I am 47-years old. HEY 47 is PRIME. Maybe now is PRIME TIME. Sorry, lame joke.
But do read over some of our answered questions. I am pretty open minded and I am not into putting conditions onto people nor am I into making demands. I mean, if you and I want to be together, it is because you and I enjoy one another and enjoy being around one another and enjoy one another's company, and for no other reason.... No Strings and No conditions. You are free to come and go anytime you want. You will never have to feel trapped or boxed in or stuck in an unwanted relationship.
WELL, I GUESS I DO HAVE SOME CONDITIONS AFTER ALL....
You must have Herpes Simplex Virus One ( Oral Herpes )
Yes, you must already be infected with this virus. If you do not already have Oral Herpes, I want nothing to do with you! If you get it from me, you will not be too happy, even if you say ahead of time...
.... "It does not matter, it doesn't matter if I catch it from you."
FOR SURE, you will catch it and you will not be happy about it even if you say that you do not care if you catch it.
Bottom line, you need to already be infected with the Herpes Type-1 virus before you and I even say hello.!!
You must not have any other contagious virus or diseases!!
I already caught HSV-1 ( Oral Herpes ) from a dishonest person, I do not need any other STD's or anything else! You and I must submit to screening, NEW UPDATED SCREENING! Sorry to be a pain.
You must have, or you need to be working on a FOUR-YEAR college education. A REAL college degree, not a degree from some place such as University of Phoenix. I am no longer interest in freeloaders.
You must be EMPLOYED.
Yes, you must actually have a job! Or at least you must be totally financially self sufficient. Like I said above, I am tired of freeloaders. I am also tired of women who have a history of DRUG use.
NO DRUGS.!!!! PERIOD!!!! None at all whatsoever.!!!
NO TROUBLE MAKERS.!!!!
I want nothing to do with you if you are overbearing or controlling or if you dump your garbage onto me or cause trouble of any kind. I am done with inconsiderate, imposing trouble makers or with anyone who feels the need to make someone PAY because that person does not do what they want.
My life is my life and your life is your life.
Whenever you and I are not spending time together, each of us is 100% free to live out our lives!!! I do not keep tabs on you and you do not keep tabs on me, and I am not required to check in with you. I do not control you and you do not control me. My life away from you has nothing to do with you, and your life away from me has nothing to do with me.
It is irritating how many people cannot figure this one out; even after people have read this and we have talked about it, they still feel the need to change my way of life or my life style or how I live.
You do not rule my life, you do not manage my life, you do not make decisions for me. If you are a church fanatic, stay out of my life, I have already been saved, so stay out of my life and stop trying to dictate and control my life.
You CANNOT have a CRIMINAL record.
I am not a criminal and I am tired of dealing with CRIMINAL MINDED people who think and act and live as criminals and who are always trying to get away with something, and who disregard others, and who have no respect for other's property, rights, and freedoms.
Again, I am tired of explaining this concept to shits heads who only say, "Yeah, I understand." and then they try to figure out how to take advantage of me or bullshit me or how to manipulate me.
I AM IMPERVIOUS to MANIPULATION.!!!!!
STOP the BULLSHIT, and stop trying to figure out how to get away with something or with how to pull a fast one....
..."Geee... how do I pull this off without him realizing it?"
..."Geee... if I could only figure out how to trick him into it?"
Like I said, I am tired of INCONSIDERATE CRIMINAL MINDED people!
## 7. HONESTY.!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!!
You need to be honest. You need to be an actual honest person. Do not be concerned about being honest. I mean, do not be concerned about simply telling the truth. Do not try to figure out what I want to hear or to be told. Just be honest and tell the truth. ONE lie only LEADS to another lie and you will eventually be discovered. Do not worry or be concerned about simply telling the truth and being honest. It seems like people are SO WORRIED about telling the truth, they feel that they have to be dishonest and lie about stuff. Lying only causes far, far, more trouble than simply being honest.
You need to be a woman who is after some PERSONAL enjoyment, pleasure, or companionship; some "one on one" personal time or interaction or activities or just going for a walk or holding hands or snuggling or going out or seeing a film or going out to dinner. I am not interested in becoming a member of your church or your political party or being involved in your SOCIAL STATUS type of scenery.
I am simply interested in some personal private time, you and I.
I am not interested in your friends and family or church or the idea of others being involved in what you and I do or in others deciding whether or not we can even see one another. If things work out between us, we can see about visiting with friends and family from time to time. It things work out between us, we can see about letting others into what we have. I guess what I am stating is that I am not interested in others making decisions for us, or in having to go along with what other people demand or expect of you and I.
As for sex... well I am very oral and I enjoy touching and feeling and I do have an erotic and a kinky side, and I am sensual. I hope you have sensitive neck ( as well as other sensitive places ) and enjoy having your neck kissed. As for being erotic and kinky, I have BOTH SUB and DOM desires, or top and bottom desires, so it would be nice if you are switch. But if you have only one sure preference, or no such desires at all, that is fine. Like I said, I am very oral and I enjoy the simple act of touching. Or if you simply like the idea of sleeping with someone or to just feel the warmth of someone next to you, that is also fine.
Despite my erotic kinky desires, I am not into anything hardcore nor am I into anything based on a 24/7 situation. Perhaps a two or three day weekend would be nice. But I am not into any long term erotic/kinky agreements. Just know that I have a life and that my life is OFF LIMITS.!
Too often I meet woman who just seem to be interested in hijacking my life or in taking over my life. I am not into that. I am not into anyone making decisions for me or making plans that include me without allowing me to be involved in the planning process. I am done with that garbage.
As far as any erotic or kinky role playing goes, any such play or enjoyment is limited to that evening or day or weekend. It does not extend to the rest of my life, and when we are not actually spending time together, BOTH of us are 100% free to live out our lives without any interference from one another. I keep stressing this idea because somehow people do not seem to get this simple concept.
If you want a totally monogamous relationship or marriage, that will take some serious discussion and might also include starting a family and raising children, and that demands a lot of commitment and responsibility by both parents.