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My self-summary
My self-summary is pretty straightforward.

At the age of one, I was kidnapped by wolves who proceeded to raise me as one of their own. We had some good times, but after I lost my baby teeth my value to the pack was severely compromised and they cut me loose...

I have since transitioned rather nicely back into society, despite a minor setback where I brought down a yak on our third grade field trip to the zoo. Other residual side effects include salivating when I hear bells and howling at sporting events with whistles.

Actually, I'm just kidding about the yak. It was a Spanish Ibex, but yak is easier to type.

I have been known to spend my time teaching artists about law & business, and also playing jazz saxophone. I love that more than anything-- it made me leave the practice of law for the arts world, and I have never regretted it...
I’m really good at
I never do good things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Safe-Cracking For Dummies
The six things I could never do without
***totally have one more, but I have to stop at 6 apparently***
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bears make great stuffed animals and mascots, but lousy roommates.

Also, how come none of the vampire shows/movies ever have old vampires? If an old person gets bitten by a vampire, do they suddenly become young? Or do vampires avoid biting old people? If so, why? Do they taste bad? Discrimination? Effective lobbying by the AARP?
On a typical Friday night I am
Discovering the number of licks to the center of a tootsie pop. It's more than 1, and less than 6000.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Emoticons really are expressive!
You should message me if
You're looking for a tall, dark, handsome, wealthy, and interesting man, and you wonder if I'll turn into one if you kiss me. Ribbit.