29Clapham, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Since it's opposite day...

I’m an ass****. Just kidding, but not really. I won’t open doors for you, actually be careful as I will likely trip you, pretend to catch you, but miss as you go through the door. Why? For laughs and giggles of course! I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere. I'm worse than a shark on shark week.

I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. I won't just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it... Like you look forward to water in the desert.

Also I suck at romance, I expect action on the first date, and I won’t sleep over (of course it's at your place...I don't want stalkers).

Dating websites say that I should also talk about these things so I attract lots of women and don’t waste my time on here.

Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies. BAAAAXTER
Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me, preferably an attractive one.
Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit, unique people are boring
Your taste in music – Music tastes awful...I can't be the only one who has noticed how bad cd's taste.
I’m really good at
Turning off the light switch by throwing random objects at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my smile since I tend to wear it often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Life of Pi, Picture of Dorian Gray, Catcher in the many!

Movies and Shows: Open to almost anything, love the food network!

Food: Chocolate is my first love...
Six things I could never do without
People in general
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it takes to get you to message me back :p
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've actually never had a one night stand.
The two of us