Hello, salut, hola, privet, grüße, good morning/good day or, if you'd like to make your approach more individual, how about, "Nice selection of hats! or "What's the difference between vodka&cranberry juice and a bottle of Ripple?" But do keep it nice. As nice people, I am sure that's exactly what you will do.
This a test. Feel free to fill the gaps in my knowledge.
I am just winging it here. Sometimes I hit it out of the ballpark. Other times, I swing and miss. But I rarely know ahead of time what will be the outcome. It's a riddle inside a mystery wrapped into a falafel.
And when you open it, there just may be a treat inside.
adding to my profile, as requested ... dum-dum-dum-dee-dum ...
Do you deserve being sweet to?
I am sure you think so.
Don't we all?
As of recently, Sopcast (shhh) and YouTube.
Respect. And I get no respect. Really. I mean, Rodney Dangerfield stole a joke that I wrote. Then he told it to a live audience. The joke bombed. Then he finally told who wrote it. No respect.
PS. A little human kindness now and again doesn't hurt either.