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My self-summary
An opening note -- for those who "like me" (and, for those like Sally Field, who "really, really, really, like me"). I can't see the "likes". So, with that in mind, here are suggestions on how to say a quick hello.

Hello, salut, hola, privet, grüße, good morning/good day or, if you'd like to make your approach more individual, how about, "Nice selection of hats! or "What's the difference between vodka&cranberry juice and a bottle of Ripple?" But do keep it nice. As nice people, I am sure that's exactly what you will do.

PS. For the fans of the 1980's sitcoms, "Nanu-Nanu" will also suffice as an opener.

PPS. Given the new format, here's a scintillating poem for the occasion.

Dating is easy.
It's like riding a bike.
Send me a message.
'Cos I can't see your likes.


This a test. Feel free to fill the gaps in my knowledge.

I am just winging it here. Sometimes I hit it out of the ballpark. Other times, I swing and miss. But I rarely know ahead of time what will be the outcome. It's a riddle inside a mystery wrapped into a falafel.

And when you open it, there just may be a treat inside.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a creative type. With words, usually. And phrases. And even ideas, once in a while. And I do wonder about the oddest things ...

adding to my profile, as requested ... dum-dum-dum-dee-dum ...
I’m really good at
Being silly and, for those who deserve it, sweet. How sweet you ask? Kind of like a vanilla ice cream with a chocolate covering dipped in caramel and floating in a bowl filled with honey.

Do you deserve being sweet to?

I am sure you think so.

Don't we all?
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I read somewhere that women pay more attention to men who show off photos of an expensive foreign car like an Audi ... so I went out and bought myself a picture of Audi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just read "50 Shades of Grey Goose" ... apparently, the first chapter is coherent daylight and the last is pitch black ... somewhere in the middle, it's full of vivid colors . ..
Six things I could never do without
Google Translate.

As of recently, Sopcast (shhh) and YouTube.

Respect. And I get no respect. Really. I mean, Rodney Dangerfield stole a joke that I wrote. Then he told it to a live audience. The joke bombed. Then he finally told who wrote it. No respect.

PS. A little human kindness now and again doesn't hurt either.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tropical Storm Sandy. Strong winds. Very strong winds. I was outside wearing my MC Hammer pants and almost flew all the way to Cuba.
On a typical Friday night I am
entering drinking contests ... a couple of weeks ago, for example, I made it to the semifinal where I lost to an eleven year old girl three Shirley Temples to one ...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fondness for solitude.
You should message me if
if you'd like to meet someone with charm and wit
The two of us