amateurbeard
33Washington, United States
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My self-summary
Likes: the Nationals, musicals, sandwiches, adventures, board games.

Dislikes: Mediterranean food, people who stand on the left side of the escalator, getting stuck behind tall people at concerts.
What I’m doing with my life
Whenever my tee-ball team would lose and I was sad, my dad would always ask me the same thing:

"Did you have fun?"
"Yes."
"Then you're a winner."

So I'm trying to win at life by those standards.
I’m really good at
- air hockey
- karaoke
- finding parking spaces
The first things people usually notice about me
A child I had never met before was once asked to give me a super hero name. Kid looked me up and down, stared me in the eye, and said "Hot Dog Eater."

So I guess I look like I eat hot dogs. Which I admit I have done before and almost certainly will do again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like liking things, but I hate this section so much.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, John Updike, Dave Eggers, Roberto Bolano, Cormac McCarthy, and Joe Meno all take up the most space on my shelves. Also a bunch of Murakami that I don't remember buying, I think they just appeared.

Last concert attended: Kyle Morton at 6th and I

Food: Mexican food above all else, but pretty much anything except for cauliflower and olives (edit: I had a cauliflower taco and now I'm on board with that stuff)
Six things I could never do without
1. Something to read
2. Delivery/takeout
3. Quiet/alone time
4. Sports (watching, playing, arguing about)
5. High fives
6. The performing arts - I'll go to pretty much any play/musical/opera/ballet I am handed tickets to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
seizing the means of production
On a typical Friday night I am
losing at pool, checking out some local theater, or in for the night playing Overwatch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Never have I ever been outside of the Eastern Standard Timezone
You should message me if
you want to go to Truckeroo
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