amateurbeard
32Washington, United States
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My self-summary
Likes: the Nationals, musicals, sandwiches, adventures, board games. Dislikes: Mediterranean food, people who stand on the left side of the escalator, getting stuck behind tall people at concerts. Andy Dwyer is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Whenever my tee-ball team would lose and I was sad, my dad would always ask me the same thing:

"Did you have fun?"
"Yes."
"Then you're a winner."

Thanks, dad.
I’m really good at
- air hockey
- karaoke
- finding parking spaces
The first things people usually notice about me
A child I had never met before was once asked to give me a super hero name. Kid looked me up and down, stared me in the eye, and said "Hot Dog Eater."

So I guess I look like I eat hot dogs. Which I admit I have done before and almost certainly will do again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like liking things, but I hate this section so much.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, John Updike, Dave Eggers, Roberto Bolano, Cormac McCarthy, and Joe Meno all take up the most space on my shelves. Also a bunch of Murakami that I don't remember buying, I think they just appeared.

Last concert attended: Kyle Morton at 6th and I

Food: Mexican food above all else, but pretty much anything except for cauliflower and olives (edit: I had a cauliflower taco and now I'm on board with that stuff)
Six things I could never do without
1. Something to read
2. Delivery/takeout
3. Quiet/alone time
4. Sports (watching, playing, arguing about)
5. High fives
6. The performing arts - I'll go to pretty much any play/musical/opera/ballet I am handed tickets to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
seizing the means of production
On a typical Friday night I am
losing at pool, checking out some local theater, or in for the night playing Overwatch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Never have I ever been outside of the Eastern Standard Timezone
You should message me if
you know how to fold a fitted sheet. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?
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