30 Roanoke, United States
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My self-summary
I am a quirky, thick, 27 year old. I like a lot of older random music from the 40s to the 90s. Also into drum and bass, dubstep, gabber, classic rock, punk, etc. Lots of random stuff. I love horror movies, thrillers, comedies, some dramas,etc. Anything crazy and weird I'm sure I'll like.

It is really hard for me to sum myself up in a little box...I know a lot of people say that, but it's true.I can be funny as hell and love to make people happy. I'm definitely a redhead at heart, and a Cancer, lol. So I'm sassy and fiery. Can't handle a strong, willful woman? I'm definitely not the girl for you :)
I love to read, and I can't date someone who doesn't read at all.

Random fact: I collect GPK cards. :D I have a binder-full lol.
I LOVE going to thrift stores and yard sales. You never know what you're going to find.

I am interested in a lot of random stuff; not exactly fangirl status, just think things are neat, like steampunk! I know, I know. But it's actually really cool :D They say it's what happens when goths discover brown, lol.

I have skype.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for work in this tiny, crappy town.
I’m really good at
crafts, listening, cracking people up (sometimes) etc
The first things people usually notice about me
My "figure" lol, my facial expression. I'm very thick and curvy. Most of the time people say I look pissed off or like I'm thinking seriously about something, but usually it's just some sort of weird inner monologue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite authors are Stephen King and Neil Gaiman. I do love Harry was a dirty secret for a long time, then I came out of the book geek closet. I love 1984. It's such a good book, so fucked up and depressing too lol. I like H.P. Lovecraft quite a bit as well. Cthuhlu fhtaghn! I love to go to a thrift store and see what kind of books I can scare up.

I've read the first 4 books of the Game of Thrones series and surprisingly enjoyed them quite a bit.

There are too many movies to name but a few key ones are Boondock Saints, any MST3K, A Scanner Darkly, Fritz the Cat, The Salton Sea, Harry Potter,The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Alice In Wonderland, etc.

Musically I like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, NIN,Rob Zombie,Mindless Self Indulgence,Sisters of Mercy,Joy Division,lots of 70s/80s/90s,dubstep,gabber,...lots of random stuff.

I don't watch a lot of TV but I like shows like SuperJail, Squidbillies, Ren and Stimpy, American Dad, Rocko's Modern Life, Reno911!, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Kids in the Hall, Trailer park Boys, etc.

Food-wise I'm a little kid,lol. I like burgers,pizza,chicken,stuff like that.

Jesus, how could i forget: I am a huge Monty Python nerd! Yes, a girl who likes Monty Python! We do exist! if you like Monty Python, you are automatically cool in my book.
The six things I could never do without
The ability to read,friendship,food/shelter/water,stuff like that. I don't really care about material things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the crap I'm going to do with my life! I want to be a teacher of younger grades one day if I can ever get back in school.
Or, I want my own little business because I am one crafty mofo and love making things. All kinds of things, from soap,stenciled clothes,purses, to cards to jewelry and beyond.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably sitting home bored as hell, reading, screwing around online. There's no nightlife here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a little kinky.
You should message me if
you like cool music and movies, you're a bit of a nerd, you're liberal and open minded, you like to discuss life, the universe, and everything. (bonus points if you know what that means ;) )you like bigger curvy girls who have quirky senses of humor.