I have no roommates, kids, beard or tattoos.
I answered a score of the match questions with added explanation text. Enjoy.
ENFP-T since that seems to mean a lot to people on here.
Do you like broken things?
..not filling out this section with a bunch of self aggrandizing bullshit. I excel at that, possibly more than anyone you've encountered thus far. Go ahead and bask in my Christlike humility. Let it wash over you like sin....
Also, I am told I am good at giving advice.
JT LeRoy, Kay Redfield Jamison, Geo Stone, Augusten Burroughs, Henry Rollins, Chuck Klosterman, Jon Ronson. I tend to read books on psychology and biographies.
Julien Baker, METZ, Chelsea Wolfe, A Place To Bury Strangers, Le Tigre, Broadcast, Nine Inch Nails, deftones, WHORES, Tamaryn, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Nite Jewel, Grimes, The Afghan Whigs, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Mew, scarling, PJ Harvey, Joy Division, Rollins Band, Jack Off Jill, Smashing Pumpkins, My Bloody Valentine, Foxygen, Dead Kennedys, Danzig, The Depreciation Guild, Lansing-Dreiden, VUM.
True Romance. The Room, Natural Born Killers. Little Miss Sunshine. The Bridge. The Punk Singer. Fight Club. Fear of a Black Hat. Her (that guy has my fucking DREAM job).
Spicy as fuck.
You've made it to the halfway mark of my profile! Congratulations! It will be over soon.
Why doesn't Planned Parenthood have their own dating app? You could meet people who share your values & the app fee would offer much needed funding from people who support the cause but might otherwise just forget to give. Seems pretty win-win, no?
If life is truly meaningless is this cause to mourn or cause to celebrate? Also, why do we worry?
Is unconditional love a form of illness?
Friday nights are when I take my bubble baths. I put on some relaxing music, light some candles and let the stress of the week just fade away. Sometimes I will eat a marshmallow or a Cadbury egg but not always.
-I have feelings.
-I used to be several years younger.
-I feel sympathy for inanimate objects.
-I am socially deviant in the sense that I have zero tattoos. I will, however, let you draw on me if you aren't a jerk about it.
-I question the existence of the moon.
-I am not the cute one. If you are going for looks you can do better. It's just that I am way more interesting. I am also probably better at the thing you like.
-KINDNESS. That, warmth and empathy go a long way with me. I am a sucker for a cheerful demeanor.
Here's what to expect:
-I usually will not initiate contact unless someone clicks the "Like" button or we have a lot of shared interests.
-I won't be mean or try to, like, do it to you or whatever.
-I will not vandalize your psyche with a bunch of inane bullshit like insincere compliments, netspeak or the tendency to agree with everything you say.