eternalconfusion
40 Austin, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
Making it more interesting. Yours too.
I’m really good at
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..not filling out this section with a bunch of self aggrandizing bullshit. I excel at that, possibly more than anyone you've encountered thus far. Go ahead and bask in my Christlike humility. Let it wash over you like sin....

Also, I am told I am good at giving advice.

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The first things people usually notice about me
The first things that I usually notice about others are sense of humor, credit score, style of dress, account balance, interesting tattoos, online login information, musical tastes, dark past, reading tastes and whether or not they are on fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors:
JT LeRoy, Kay Redfield Jamison, Geo Stone, Augusten Burroughs, Henry Rollins, Chuck Klosterman, Jon Ronson. I tend to read books on psychology and biographies.

Music:
Julien Baker, METZ, Chelsea Wolfe, A Place To Bury Strangers, Le Tigre, Broadcast, Nine Inch Nails, deftones, WHORES, Tamaryn, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Nite Jewel, Grimes, The Afghan Whigs, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Mew, scarling, PJ Harvey, Joy Division, Rollins Band, Jack Off Jill, Smashing Pumpkins, My Bloody Valentine, Foxygen, Dead Kennedys, Danzig, The Depreciation Guild, Lansing-Dreiden, VUM.

Film:
True Romance. The Room, Natural Born Killers. Little Miss Sunshine. The Bridge. The Punk Singer. Fight Club. Fear of a Black Hat. Her (that guy has my fucking DREAM job).

Food:
Spicy as fuck.

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The six things I could never do without
What do you mean?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
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You've made it to the halfway mark of my profile! Congratulations! It will be over soon.

Why doesn't Planned Parenthood have their own dating app? You could meet people who share your values & the app fee would offer much needed funding from people who support the cause but might otherwise just forget to give. Seems pretty win-win, no?

If life is truly meaningless is this cause to mourn or cause to celebrate? Also, why do we worry?

Is unconditional love a form of illness?

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On a typical Friday night I am
<<༼ꉺ✺ꉺ༽༼❁ɷ❁༽༼☁ɷ☁༽༼இɷஇ༽༼´◓ɷ◔`༽༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽༼ꉺεꉺ༽༼ꉺ౪ꉺ༽༼ꉺ✪ꉺ༽༼๑ɷ๑༽༼•̀ɷ•́༽༼ꉺ.̫ꉺ༽༼☉ɷ⊙༽༼✷ɷ✷༽༼≖ɷ≖༽༼ԾɷԾ༽༼・ิɷ・ิ༽༼ꉺˇɷˇꉺ༽༼ꉺლꉺ༽༼ꉺ✺ꉺ>>

Friday nights are when I take my bubble baths. I put on some relaxing music, light some candles and let the stress of the week just fade away. Sometimes I will eat a marshmallow or a Cadbury egg but not always.

<<༼ꉺ✺ꉺ༽༼❁ɷ❁༽༼☁ɷ☁༽༼இɷஇ༽༼´◓ɷ◔`༽༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽༼ꉺεꉺ༽༼ꉺ౪ꉺ༽༼ꉺ✪ꉺ༽༼๑ɷ๑༽༼•̀ɷ•́༽༼ꉺ.̫ꉺ༽༼☉ɷ⊙༽༼✷ɷ✷༽༼≖ɷ≖༽༼ԾɷԾ༽༼・ิɷ・ิ༽༼ꉺˇɷˇꉺ༽༼ꉺლꉺ༽༼ꉺ✺ꉺ>>
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-I have feelings.

-I used to be several years younger.

-I feel sympathy for inanimate objects.

-I am socially deviant in the sense that I have zero tattoos. I will, however, let you draw on me if you aren't a jerk about it.

-I question the existence of the moon.

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You should message me if
-If you have read this far and are still interested I just want you to know that I am very sorry about whatever childhood trauma you may have suffered. We can talk about it.

-I am not the cute one. If you are going for looks you can do better. It's just that I am way more interesting. I am also probably better at the thing you like.

Of interest:

-KINDNESS. That, warmth and empathy go a long way with me. I am a sucker for a cheerful demeanor.

Here's what to expect:

-I usually will not initiate contact unless someone clicks the "Like" button or we have a lot of shared interests.

-I won't be mean or try to, like, do it to you or whatever.

-I will not vandalize your psyche with a bunch of inane bullshit like insincere compliments, netspeak or the tendency to agree with everything you say.
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