I also want to change my okcupid name to "zonapeligrosa", "laabogadamala", or literally anything else, but I don't want to pay for it.
TV: 30 Rock, The Inbetweeners, The Office, Parks and Rec, Community, Archer, Downton Abbey, Misfits, Game of Thrones, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Rome, The League, Happy Endings (RIP), Sons of Anarchy, Doctor Who, Little Britain, SNL from the mid-90's through the late 2000's, The West Wing and basically anything Aaron Sorkin has ever written. I've just started Star Trek: The Next Generation from the beginning, so I may or may not be leaving my room for the next 4 months.
Music: Garbage, The Smiths, Jay-Z, Coldplay, Garth Brooks, The Beatles, Fitz and the Tantrums, Etta James, Kaiser Chiefs, Janelle Monae, Frank Sinatra, Charles Bradley, The Virgins, Mark Ronson, Buena Vista Social Club, Emeli Sande.
A smartphone, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Something to read.
Single malt scotch, although Jameson has been my go-to since most places have it and it's much easier than asking for a list.
Flip flops (I never quite readjusted to wearing shoes like a real person).
I shouldn't be judgmental when people type "ur" instead of "your", "cuz" instead of "because", etc., but I'm definitely judging you. Just a little bit.
I'm not a big fan of pictures, so it took me a long time to find some where I wasn't visibly intoxicated or that were actually shots of me and not just pictures of food.
I spent an entire day watching movie about aging assassins who come out of retirement to seek revenge on people who have wronged them. Also there are a surprising amount of movie that fir this description. I regret nothing!