32 North Fort Myers, United States
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My self-summary
Unfortunately I feel I must put this: at the risk of sounding like a bitch.. If I wouldn't talk to you in person. Please don't think i will talk to you here... to spell this out more. If I'm way out of you league. Don't. .. just. Don't.

Instagram: amjurs

Please reference my: "You should message me if section" first

I am married. She knows about my account and encourages it. Although down the road I am looking for another person in a polyamorous relationship, My wife and I are having an open relationship. Meaning we separately go on dates. (Seperately) Hang out and have fun with other people. My wife has a girlfriend. I am are looking first for a friendship, and then proceed from there (what is any relationship without friendship?) If down the line things progress that's fine, but it's not something I'm/we are looking for currently.

Now to the fun stuff:

I'm a Gemini and it pretty much sums us up. I'm usually up for anything. Like to go with the flow. But of course I change my mind on a dime.

I love to people watch. I like I majored in Sociology(explains the people watching) and minored in Psychology and Women Studies at Ball State in Muncie

I don't do jealousy. I'm not jealous (to a point) It's a wasted emotion. I'm a flirt. It's just my nature.

I’m a sucker for tattoos ( brownie point for good ink) . I have 8 tattoos (looking to get more) and 12 piercings.

We have 2 cats and 1 dog. So if you are allergic I would suggest keep moving.

I'm not into playing games. If I'm are interested I won't play hard to get (I imagine that can sound slutty, but we are all adults and I wear my big girl panties so I don't have to act like a high schooler and string you along) I don't do drama. I will tell you what I am looking for, and what I want out of my relationship with you. (Granted it may change, but we can always re-address and keep a ruining conversation) expect the same. Speak up! Communication is the key to ANY relationship.

Note* we are busy people. I'm are mostly looking for people to hang out with and have fun. But you need to actually have a sense of humor, and can indulge in conversation. I'm not opposed to getting into a relationship but I will warn you it may be a lot to take on. But if you think you're up for the challenge, I like confidence, and someone who's willing to work for something good. I'm also aren't looking for "donors". Thank you. I'm flattered, but we have it figured out.
What I’m doing with my life
My wife and I moved to Florida at the beginning of February. 2012. She grew up in Michigan and I grew up Indiana.

My wife is in the medical field
I work at an adult toy store in Fort Myers.
I’m really good at
I can sing well.
Spouting off random facts.
Being quirky. I have been told I sing my words when I'm excited. Making up songs of what I'm doing, and re-writing words to songs
Doing a happy food dance when I have tasty food.
Folding fitted sheets
Fitting anything back into it's original packaging.
Spelling everything wrong.
Not finishing my last sip of coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my hair or my ass. Matters if im coming or going I guess. 41-34-52. That's a 18 inch difference between my waist and hips...told you my ass was big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The 5 Love Languages
The Ultimate Guide To Getting It On
The 10 Second Kiss
I <3 Female Orgasm
I like books but I don’t read a lot if I don’t have to. If anything, I read about sex a lot. I like to learn new facts new techniques and fun stuff.

I like anything that will put a smile on my face. Give me a comedy. I like The Boondock Saints, Elf, Stepbrothers, Mean Girls, The Incredibles, Anchorman, Zoolander,, Stardust, I like musicals, Clue, Drop Dead Fred, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

TV: Family Guy, Futurama, Sex In The City, Bob's Burgers, Walking Dead, Family Guy.

I think I like just about everything. I love swapping good music with someone. (so if you have any suggestions let me know) Right now I'm listening to, One Republic, Halestorm, The Pretty Reckless, Grace and The Nocturnals, Telepopmusik, Marianas Trench, Ben Rector, Maroon 5, Jessie J, Andrew Belle, The Weepies, Ellie Goulding, Kaskade, and Rosi Golan, Led Zepplin, The Greatful Dead, Sam Smith, Drake Lil Wayne. G-Easy. Nick Minaj, Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar
Give me anything with a good beat, or good lyrics, or good vocals, or good harmony (why I like Story of The Year, The Used, and Emery)
My guilty music pleasures: Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, and Ke$ha (go ahead and judge me)

Sushi. Steak. Ice cream. I'm not a picky eater. I'll try anything.
The six things I could never do without
1. My wife
2. family
3. sex
4. music
5. My animals (Coco, Peanut, and Mieko)
6. laughter and good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the next few years will look like. What our family will look like and where we will live.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in, watching movies, cuddling.

Going out to the bars. Hanging out dancing, people watching. I'm up for anything really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not looking for anything too serious right now. Im not opposed to getting into a relationship but not currently looking for it.
You should message me if
If you are within my age limits. If you live close and actually want to meet.

Note: if you send a generic message like "hey" or "hello" or where you only comment how you wanna fuck me... Keep moving. You won't be getting a message back. I like a conversion starter.