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My self-summary
"I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman."
-Tina Belcher

I believe in treating people the way you want to be treated, try and always be empathetic to other people's lives and situations. You never know what some one else is going through.

I have a huge heart and will do just about anything for the people I care about.

I'm interested in meeting new people,
It doesn't necessarily have to be a romantic commitment. I'm open to see what happens. New friends, or more than that.
(That doesn't mean send me overly sexual or creepy messages. Not what I'm after.)

I very recently reactivated this profile from a couple years ago.
I’m really good at
Using profanities like a goddamn lady.
Crossword puzzles.
Sometimes I over share.
Not knowing what it means to have a set sleep schedule.
Losing my train of thought.
Leaving things at people's houses.
I'm a baking goddess.
Sometimes asking an excessive amount of questions.
Being upfront with my feelings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. People love to remind me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: there's a lot. Some off the top of my head: Franny and Zooey, Nine Stories, The Little Prince, Invisible Monsters, Barrel Fever, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Jitterbug Perfume, Hitchhiker's Guide, A Song of Ice and Fire. Bukowski. Anything historical/mythological, or about science/scifi/biographical also interests me. Assorted comic series. I love to read.
If this section on your profile says something like "I haven't read a book since high school, lol.", I will more than likely immediately stop reading it. (Oops.)
There is nothing better than educating and empowering your mind!

Movies: Ghostworld, But I'm a cheerleader, American Psycho, Kick Ass, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Practically everything Wes Anderson. I adore horror movies of all shapes and sizes, the cheesier and more campy, the better.
This girl loves a good documentary.
(I wrote all this ages ago and have not updated it but there are tons-
(The relationship with my instant queue is getting pretty serious as of late.)

Shows: Arrested Devlopement (OG), Six Feet Under, Mad Men, Trailer Park Boys, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, Community, Firefly, Hell on Wheels, Twilight Zone, Drunk History, The Leftovers, Jessica Jones, Bob's Burgers, many others...ask me.

Food: all of it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Outer sppaaaaacccceeee.
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
-You like punk, indie, folk, ambient, shoegaze, hi-fi, lo-fi, Blues. Loud sounds. Whisper sounds. Boy sounds. Girl sounds.
If you want to talk about music for a gross amount of time, or have some great band or artist you want to tell me about.

-You like to try new things and would like some one to try new things with.

-You won't annoy me to the point of insanity.

-You are sarcastic and can handle sarcasm. Srsly.

-I adore any one who can make me laugh.
Humor is one of the greatest and most attractive traits in a person.

-You can suggest a really good podcast.

- Enjoy bike rides.

-Are considerate of other people's lives, commitments and schedules, and treat people with respect.

Should not message me if:

- You are extremely religious.
(Nothing personal against any one's religious preference, but
we just probably wouldn't get along.)

-You're closed minded.

-You're one of THOSE creeps. You know who you are.

-You don't have self respect and don't show respect to other people. If you have to really put thought into if this applies to you and aren't confident if it does/doesn't, then please don't bother.

-You're an entitled man-child who is going to throw a tantrum if you don't get the response you want on here. Gross.