39 Westland, United States
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My self-summary
Fairly new to this online dating stuff. Not really sure what to expect. People who know me say I'm extremely witty and funny. I'm very quick with the one liners so if you can't take a joke than I'm not the guy for you. I love watching and attending most Detroit sports. I love going downtown before a tigers game and feeding my face with a chicken shawarma. I'm big into movies and will sometimes lock myself in my house on a Saturday night and watch whatever tickles my fancy. I will also go out with my friends to the local bar and have a few beers and play darts. I'm pretty much an open book so ask me anything you want!!!! :)
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm sadly filling out this 2"x6" box trying to convince people they didn't accidently click my profile :)
I’m really good at
Eating McDonalds fries. Who the hell isn't!?!?
The first things people usually notice about me
Trick question. In the dark people notice how amazing I look. Otherwise they notice my smile first. I'm always smiling I hear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not really a book reader, sorry. I absolutely love movies though. Big fan of Step Brothers, Goonies, Three Amigos, Gladiator, and whatever else rumbles my home theater
The six things I could never do without
1. Naps, only thing that keeps me from going to bed at 8pm each night i think. I work a grueling job, sue me

2. Sushi.....I could easily eat this 7 days a week. Yes, it's that good

3. My cats.....I'm a cat guy. I know, weird. I don't hate dogs, just too lazy to take care of them I guess.

4. Beer....I'm not an everyday drinker but I love trying out new beers. Right now I'm addicted to Arcadia Ales Jaw-Jacker

5. My mom.....I'll admit it, I'm a momma's boy. Talk to my mom as often as i can. Not sure what i'd do without her support

6. My sense of humor.....It's the only weapon I have that keeps women interested in me :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sushi. I told you its an addiction. Also spend a lot of time thinking of new travel destinations that I'd like to do one day. I guess I would call it my travel bucket list
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually its bowling night with the buds and then off to the bar to either celebrate our pathetic victory or drown our sorrows
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly go into department stores and rip off bed mattress tags
You should message me if
I've made a spelling or grammar mistake

If you want somebody to make you laugh then I promise I'm your guy