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My self-summary
Terrible horror movies.


Peaches and Cream radio.



Puns. All of the puns.

Travel. (London is my favorite city, so if you've been there, let's gush over it)

I like using the words faux and sans whenever possible.

I'm a terrific wedding date. I'll dance with your Aunt Margaret until she collapses from exhaustion.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Northern Liberties. Stealing my cousin's dog and finding new places to explore.

Eating brunch.
I’m really good at
Getting along with pretty much anyone.
Making people laugh
Having entire conversations using only movie quotes
Singing karaoke
Air piano (much better than my air guitar)
Quizzo (the amount of useless, trivial knowledge in my head is scary)
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that when I have a beard it's bright, bright red while my hair is brown. Or they drown in my baby blues.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Choke, Survivor, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons

Movies: Ace Ventura, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Usual Suspects, The Princess Bride, V for Vendetta, Dumb and Dumber, American Pie, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Troll 2, Step Brothers, The Room

Shows: Sherlock, The Newsroom, South Park, Dexter, Curb, Entourage, Life's Too Short, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, House of Cards

Music: The Temptations are, hands down, my favorite group. Others include Sam Cooke, Bruce Springsteen, Warren Zevon, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Journey, Neil Diamond, Blink 182, and way way way way way too many more to name.

Food: My aunt's Chicken Picatta. Nom nom nom
The six things I could never do without
Aside from the actual answers of my family, friends, etc:

The Phillies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New songs I can sing at karaoke. It's a constant work in progress.

Or where my next trip will take me.
On a typical Friday night I am
On most Friday evenings you can probably find me frequenting an establishment that serves alcohol, but I'm also totally cool with staying in playing Trivial Pursuit or watching an entire season of House of Cards on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the movie Pitch Perfect more than any straight man should.
You should message me if
You'd like to share some laughs and maybe some whiskey. You'd like to win some bar gift cards playing Quizzo. You want to karaoke "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" or "Summer Nights" with me.