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My self-summary
When you created your profile, were you afraid it would be too good?

College got me a BS in geology. I know about rocks and the Earth. I have a deep interest and fascination with science, engineering, the environment, and nature.

Massachusetts is my home, but I have lived in Texas and California. I have found that the US is a great country to travel.

Skiing, scuba diving, hiking, water skiing, and camping are spare time priorities. I also build stuff like shelves, tables, and anything else I may need when I have the time.

Folding and putting laundry away is always a huge pain in the ass. I've discontinued the practice of pairing my socks in a ball.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm taking classes for a grad cert program at Wentworth for construction management. My current job title is "carpenter" and I pay the shit out of my taxes. Typically, I'm either working, studying, or getting out of the Boston area for the weekend.

Social media are totally ostentatious, yet here I am, representing some semblance myself to all of you perfect women.

Can I get a round of applause for Americone Dream?
I’m really good at
-Doing stuff
-Being vague
-Being sarcastic and/or facetious

So, someone on here once sent me a message telling me that vague people are really annoying to her. She may have asked if I want to make plans. Then, over night deleted her profile. That's pretty cool!
The first things people usually notice about me
I can fire lasers from under my fingernails. People often notice that I can perceive the infrared range of the EM spectrum with my naked eyes, even though I need glasses/contacts. If I wear all gray clothing, I'm really good at being invisible in front of concrete walls. Umm... Sometimes people say that my jokes are too good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Brave New World, Kite Runner, Siddhartha, joy of cooking, The Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Movies: Big Lebowski, There Will Be Blood, Frank, Fight Club, Star Wars

Music: Jazz, Blues, Rock, Hip Hop, Electronic, reggae, dancehall, rocksteady, dub, and everything under the sun, excluding most commercial and pop. I do like some fluff, but mostly, I like music that has soul, talent, originality, and creativity.

More later. I'm tired.
Six things I could never do without
Music, Tools, Fresh Air, Fun, Jokes, Drinks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Here's this song because we all need the occasional reminder:

-Socioeconomic Issues
-The Environment
-I want to donate a bagel and three marshmallows to our president. So that he can have a bagel and three marshmallows.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm going to replace this with the most private thing that I am willing to admit. Here it is:

When I wrote this profile, I was afraid it would be too good.

No but really, on a typical Friday night, I'm making fools jealous because I've been chatting online with babes, all day.

BTW, this song is dope, I highly recommend you check it.
You should message me if
-If you like to be outside doing active stuff
-If you are SCUBA certified or ski
-If you like science, philosophy, art, and music
-If you like good food, cocktails, beer, wine, and other spirits
-If you are a nice and open minded person
-If you are kinda weird, but not totally weird
-If you can find any subtle and recurring theme in this illustrious profile.
-If you are perfect in every way, because I know I am. That was a joke.

If you only want to text or write messages, and you don't actually want to meet, please do not waste my time. I'm very busy, and my free time is valuable, thanks.

You should message me/reply because:
-I can read and write.
-I can count to 6 if I try really hard.
-I can't decide if I like green or blue better.
-I've been trying to create a wood magnet that is made of wood and only attracts other pieces of wood or saw dust. It might be able to pick up paper or food products with cellulose gum. Another joke. There's lots of jokes. Stupid ones are the best.
The two of us