I play instruments and sing songs. (Andy and the Pandy's)
I like fishing. A lot.
I'm pretty much sad all the time, but I stopped really caring about it, so I'm not that much of a downer. I consider myself somewhat of a cynical optimist. Or possibly a hopeful pessimist. I don't know. Fuck it.
I don't talk much, but I'm not a complete idiot. I can carry a conversation if it's interesting, but I won't say anything unless I actually have something to say. I have absolutely no problem with sitting in silence, and I think a lot of people would be better off if they just shut the fuck up once in a while.
I realize this makes me sound like a bitter piece of shit. It's really not as bad as it sounds.
I like jokes and games.
Trying to do something worthwhile. It's probably not working out.
Playing my shitty songs in shitty bars.
(if I ever call myself an artist, someone please shoot me in the fucking face.)
I'm pretty much always broke because I could give two shits about money. If that's something you think is important, we probably won't get along.
I'm also a recording engineer/producer sometimes.
Trying to love everyone.
Making appropriate playlists/mixtapes.
inconsistently using capital letters.
Talking in song lyrics.
I'm really bad at:
remembering to eat
But probably, more accurately, my mustache.
anathallo, the ramones, wintersleep, mewithoutyou, watashi wa, elliott smith, bill monroe, earl scruggs, house of heroes, nofx, mxpx, hank williams, loretta lynn, owen, andrew bird, the wooden sky, amelia curran, the weakerthans, the thermals, and infinitely more...
movies... dick tracy. the mighty ducks trilogy, the karate kid trilogy, the big lebowski, the living wake, he's just not that into you, newsies (it's the only musical that i like, and i love it.) lord of the rings, clue, suicide club, josie and the pussycats, and dick tracy. and also, dick tracy.
books... LORD OF THE RINGS!/THE HOBBIT, the name of the wind/ the wise man's fear/slow regard of silent things, anything donald miller or c.s. lewis has ever written. also a fan of dave eggers. and you know, typical stuff like catcher in the rye, perks of being a wallflower, running with scissors, naked lunch... sadly, i don't read as much as i used to or would like to. give me some books or something.
why i'm so boring.
How I wish I could be Hank Williams.
my lofty life goals.
-bathe in a waterfall
-poop in the grand canyon
-hug a polar bear
porch parties. all day. everyday.
I'm losing my hair. I'm over it.
I'm getting pretty fat because I drink too much beer. Seriously. It looks like I'm 6 months pregnant. By the way, I'm super attractive.
I can shimmy better than you.
I made a pact with my best friend that if we were ever in a situation where death was imminent, we have to strip naked and yell "FREEDOM!".
I will cry like a baby every time i see the following movies: mr. holland's opus, armageddon, lord of the rings, SLC punk!
I play D&D. If you think that's lame or stupid, fuck you. That shit's awesome.
I won't go to clubs. They just make me frustrated that I'm not playing laser tag. Conversely, laser tag just makes me want to dance.
You want to go bowling. I have coupons.
You're one in a million.
You want to get drunk and talk about Jesus.
If you don't like lord of the rings, don't even bother talking to me, because you're probably dead inside.
(I don't really mean that. well, not completely.)
show me your boobs.
just kidding. don't be gross.