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My self-summary
I'm from Memphis, I do stand-up, and I love that top you're wearing.
What I’m doing with my life
Making comedy*, day-gigging in an office, living every week like it's Shark Week.

*don't worry, not an improviser
I’m really good at
Knowing what that movie you're thinking of is, dumb jokes, scattergories, watching Buffy, making lists (see below), solving Rubik's cubes
The first things people usually notice about me
is that they want to guess my ethnicity. (feel free.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: 12 Angry Men (1957), The Avengers, Black Dynamite, City of God, Dope, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Godfather, Kill Bill, Mrs. Doubtfire, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, The Shawshank Redemption

TV: 30 Rock, Angel, Breaking Bad, Buffy, Comedy Bang Bang, Community, Extras, Family Feud, Mr. Show, The Office (USA), The Sopranos, Spaced

books (comic and regular type): Daytripper, The Godfather, Good Omens, Harry Potter, High Fidelity, Killing Yourself To Live, Lamb, Marvels, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Walking Dead, Y: The Last Man

musics: Beatles, Detroit Cobras, Flight of the Conchords, Har Mar Superstar, The Hives, Johnny Cash, Louis Prima, Outkast, Queen, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

foods: all of them. except cucumber.

The six things I could never do without
stage time, Google maps, kissing, Abbey Road, my dog River, and a MYSTERY thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I hope Stan Lee is being very very careful getting out of the shower..
On a typical Friday night I am
either performing in, producing, or watching a comedy show. sometimes all three. alternately, at home watching Buffy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Homeland-era Mandy Patinkin is my beard idol.
You should message me if
-if you're not really into taking things too seriously (including this site)
-if you just wanna fetishize me for my beard
-if you think bad art can be enjoyed just as much as good art