31 Neckargemünd, Germany
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My self-summary
Short summary:
Aspiring electronic engineer, metalhead, brony, horrible nerd.

I try to be polite and helpful, but am usually a very distrusting person. Making friends isn't an easy process for me, but supposedly I'm a fun guy anyway. I make stupid jokes pretty much all the time (sometimes more, sometimes less appropriate ones) and well, I'm also a terribly perv, but supposedly in a "lovable scamp" kind of way. So if you're easily offended by sex jokes, I guess you should better stay away. :P

I quote movies/games/etc. a whole fucking lot. I also laugh about a lot of things that nobody else finds funny.

Why am I here?
Curiosity, I assume. I'm usually an introvert, but with the right people, I open up and can provide hours of retarded fun.

I like insane people, but not the kind of insane that they don't even know what they want out of life and keep going back on their word and are basically impossible to handle because their mood is unpredictable. Had enough of those people fuck up my life already. :P
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working on an electronic engineering degree.
Already did a three-year internship in the field and found my love for it.

I love all electronic things. Especially retro video game systems and arcade cabinets (I own four cabs and like two dozen game systems).
I'm currently living in the middle of nowhere (Neckargemünd Dilsberg, near Heidelberg) but it's a nice and big place, at least. (Only the internet connection sucks)
I’m really good at
Computer stuff, electronics, most video games, except beat 'em ups, racing and sports games. Making horrible jokes.

I also really enjoy cooking, but I'm not sure if my skills are enough to be considered "really good".
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm weird as fuck.
Also hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, lots of older stuff like Jules Verne.

Spaceballs, Grandma's Boy, Hook, Ghostbusters, The South Park movie, the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Austin Powers, Back to the Future

TV Shows:
House M.D., Monk, Scrubs, Married... With Children, My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic, many older cartoons

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Love Hina, Vision of Escaflowne, Yakitate!! Japan, etc.
Lots more, but those are the ones I instantly remembered.

Mostly classic- or power metal, punk rock or video game music, but there are few genres where I don't like a song or two.

There's only a handful of things I don't eat

Video Games:
The classic Phantasy Star series, The Elder Scrolls series, most Sonic games, Smash Bros. Brawl, Rock Band / Guitar Hero, the Fallout series, most old school and arcade games
The six things I could never do without
Electricity (I need my gadgets)
Games or something to tinker on
The Interblag
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home, browsing the interwebs, playing games or tinkering with electronics.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy collecting hilariously weird porn and sending it to people to weird them out.
You should message me if
you don't mind talking to a totally insane German, like silly and serious conversations alike and aren't easily offended.

Or you can message me if you can answer this riddle:

"I buzz about at a citrus event, where hours of fun an cheaply be spent. Who am I?"