angela_asaurus
25 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I am most definitely Angela and I usually come in too hot.
I like getting dressed up, genuine smiles, and unbridled snark
And sarcasm.. but I'm trying to phase it out of my life to make room for more honest communication
I am able to do what I love full time, and live a nice life with my girlfriend in Chinatown. We're currently looking for a house boy/personality: apply within. 10 hrs a week max, maybe you have a laundry fetish. Maybe you are wondering if you have a laundry fetish. Maybe you want to handle our intimates. Make what you will of the role.
I spend most of my time making things and getting outside
Into performance art and intimacy
Ig: @angela.america and art project @theamericawagners
What I’m doing with my life
Rattling my cage
Getting rid of the clutter
Eating whatever is on my plate
Taking baths & feeling frisky
Avoiding exercise
Telling stories like a modern day Scheherezade
Wondering when it's too late to hammer.. and drill.. or play guitar
I’m really good at
Focusing on details and missing the big picture
Being graceful &
Making messes
- And I'm learning how to clean them up
The first things people usually notice about me
Steadiness
Softness
Strength

That my hair changes frequently, I'm currently a brunette and rocking serious natural texture
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Audre Lorde and Malcom Gladwell - Poetry, 17th century unexpurgative, informative non fiction (science and math) especially with graphs, economics reads, Night Circus, Ready Player 1, Lois Lowry.

Movies and Shows:
Cult films, the classics and animation (West World, Rick and Morty, Broad City, Bob's Burgers, It's Always Sunny)

Music: Whatever gives me the feels
Joni Mitchell, Sergio Menendez, Deathcab For Cutie, The Flaming Lips, The Format, The Blow, Mickey Avalon, Animal Collective, Jaymay, Cat Stevens, Neutral Milk Hotel, Balkan Beat Box, Grimes, Chvrchs, Kinks, Bowling For Soup, Debussy, Schumann, Beethoven

Food:
Give it to me, baby
The six things I could never do without
Passion
Knowledge
Pleasure
Mystery
Elixirs
Roots
Skin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Putting one foot in front of the other
How to change for the better
My next project, and how to make it something I don't hate
On a typical Friday night I am
Standing tall with my feet planted firmly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm loud. Not just in bed, but in character and in life.
You should message me if
You live your life for more than the weekend and are not afraid
You don't say "I would but I'm tired"
You take care of yourself
You appreciate good lighting, are not a picky eater
You have stamina, mostly for long, intense walks, and heated conversations
You like to hang out in Chinatown
You appreciate weird
You are defined by more than the bars you frequent
You know what you like when you see it
You are genuinely interested in meeting me as a full human. Both of our time is precious- and I'm not using this profile as a platform for random encounters (not that there is anything wrong with that)
You like how much I have to say

What I'm looking for:
I'm looking for relationships with substance
I am openly non-monogamist; you are excited by this
I want someone who wants to be friends with me and my friends- and makes art
Im attracted to kindness, eloquence, and ease in choosing from a menu and in life
Someone who is doing their own thing, and wants to do it with me
I want more solid people
And massages
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