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My self-summary
I REALLY REALLY WANT HORIZON ZERO DAWN! Plz help a child in need! My venmo is @djkibumps

please do not hit me with the run of the mill "hey" messages, if you're gonna waste my time opening it be original because that's what I am. Before messaging me consider the high standard I have for the mental stimulation I require, extremely smart and observant. I don't have time for no phonies or somebody who hasn't begun to transcend themselves! Won't b replying to messages I don't find worth it these days so hope u read this first ;3
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for work! Hit me if you know of any open positions!

Ask me about buying my Snapchat!😁
I’m really good at
Rolling bleezys, driving like Transporter, and making it seem like I'm good at a lot. Some other skills include being a self employed street pharmacist before my current job, bargaining, making decisions and plans. English and communication, diplomacy and problem solving. Good at being lazy!
The first things people usually notice about me
Ur rly tall, no shit. Not in relation to appearance I'm very blunt and my humor is pretty dry. I keep variety and adaptability in mind in everything that I do. I love to learn and experience anything and everything I can.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Fight Club, Scarface, Donnie Darko, W/O Bias, Casino, Goodfellas, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Clueless, Milo & Otis, the Danish Girl

Books: Anything by Palahniuk

I watch a ton of TV but never the Kardashians! Mad Men, GoT, SOA, Orange is the New Black,The 100, The Strain, Law & Order SVU and more and more..

Video games: Red Dead Redemption, Fallout, select COD's, NBA2k & so many more

Love films and television & anime
Six things I could never do without
A good book, good company, good weed, good view, good vibes, and always a place to shop bcuz that's how I cope with things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why fools be so shady and how people have the audacity to constantly spout out there unsolicited opinions
On a typical Friday night I am
doing anything and everything to have the most fun! So many possibilities.. A Friday night in Vegas or Miami sounds great!
You should message me if
You can speak English fluently, you like dogs, you aren't a creeper. If you like anime or video games. Oh and if you don't hate and/or degrade women🦄
The two of us