27 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Hey, my name is Max (despite the name on my facebook account being David).

I grew up and went to school on the east coast where I studied fishing, bitching about the weather, and Space Jam.

In my free time I like surfing, motorcycling, hiking, and magnets. I'm fairly prone to injury though, so
more often than not I'm making excuses for why I can't do those things.

I've lived in the mission with a bunch of roommates for about 4 years now. I remember being pretty adventurous when I first
got here, but now going to a bar more than 3 blocks away feels like an expedition to the north pole.

I like to drink, but I don't like the day after parts.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting crime and losing socks.
I’m really good at
Getting sunburnt and bleeding out from injuries sustained by clipping my nails.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: my cousin vinny, moonrise kingdom
Books: Thinking, Fast and Slow, Predictably Irrational, Black Swan
Comic Book series: Calvin and Hobbes
Food: I pretty much like everything, with special shout outs to pastries and ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Santa did exist, would I be on the nice list or the naughty one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Preparing for a healthy hangover.
You should message me if
You are interested in pulling off a bank heist and comfortable taking the fall afterwards.