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My self-summary
I like to think I'm pretty good - you could do worse (is always a good sales pitch!). I've never been addicted to meth or tried to smuggle guns across the border and only once have I tried to kill a state leader. I've been described as funny, smart, kind and gentle, but also lame, annoying and a dick. My sense of humour is usually pretty dry and sarcastic, but I've been trying a new cream for that.

Yadda, yadda, yadda, talk to me to find out where all of that meets in the middle I suppose.
What I’m doing with my life
You know when you're at work in an office and in the middle of the day you look outside and see people running around and you think to yourself: what do these people do that they can be running around in the middle of the day on a Tuesday? And then you look around the office which has the soft buzz of coworkers talking to clients, phones are ringing, somewhere a printer is spitting out page after page of some report. Someone is sipping their coffee from their mug, which has some non-descript floral pattern on the side, just a little too loudly. Four separate people have the radio on, all different stations. While all that is happening I'm usually sitting in front of a Mac watching that little beach ball loading-cursor spin around and around, twirling a pen around my fingers, getting ink on my hands, thinking "what am I doing with my life?"

In other words I work and make mad* dosh.

*Results may vary.
I’m really good at
Telling lame jokes and being a dork... and half knowing facts, or things I thought were facts, but forgot the details of, so I don't remember what the original fact was, but you can be sure it definitely was, or wasn't, or was either/or a fact.

Now that's a fact I can get behind.
The first things people usually notice about me
Without a doubt my height and people always feel the need to comment on it too (as if I didn't already know :p). p.s no I don't play basketball. Also quite a few people think I'm younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My first choice of media is video games. I think they're a great way to tell, participate in and create stories and I like the intricacies of game design and culture.

Music - I'm not a raver or even clubber, but I love trance: including euro, hard, vocal, progressive, uplifting/epic; electro, dubstep and the general kind of "dance" genres (also euro-dance because who doesn't love Aqua and Venga Boys?). Ludacris... because that guy lives up to his name with amusing rhymes. Like most people, I also like a lot of other songs and genres not mentioned here.

Books - Merlin series by Mary Stewart, Halo series , Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, World War Z, Catcher in the Rye. I read a Hemingway novel and hated it all the way until the end and then I felt bad (no spoilers!).

Movies - a lot! Really there's too many to mention and I don't have a particular genre that I like either. Amelie, A Very Long Engagment, Run Lola Run are a few favorites. Okay so maybe I do have a favourite genre - as you can tell I quite enjoy non-English movies.

Shows - Battlestar Galactica (so say we all), Futurama, The (old) Simpsons, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, South Park, Ghost in the Shell, The Venture Bros and many more.
Six things I could never do without
My computer, because it contains the following:

Internet (for learnin' new things)
Video Games

Without sounding too arrogant, my sense of humour which keeps me sane.

My phone, in case my computer doesn't work, I need a back up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Witty responses to conversations that happened three weeks ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
My Friday nights are entirely typical, though I wouldn't mind shaking them up a bit (hint hint: that's why I'm on this site).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I already admitted I like Aqua and The Venga Boys how much sicker and depraved could I be?
You should message me if are a human female.
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