31 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Do what now?
1. I don't drink pbr or most any other canned beer
2. No good story ever started with someone eating a salad
3. I don't drive
4. I don't trust people who don't have vices
What I’m doing with my life
Replacing people's toothpaste with preparation H
I’m really good at
Being friend zoned
The first things people usually notice about me
My muscular buttocks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i watch lots of movies no tv unless its netflix or i download episodes at a time.
music shifts from mood to mood
eat a lot of unhealthy things all the time
If you know Sergei Lukyanenko you are awesome, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, game of thrones, walking dead ( graphic novel not the tv trash), hobbit/lord of the rings, Timothy zahn
The six things I could never do without
1.a towel
3.more beer
4.my phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything
And why okc seems to want me to move to Seattle
On a typical Friday night I am
same thing we do every night pinky
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
there is nothing to fear but running out of beer
You should message me if
You're better then normal you're abnormal
you have one of those things you know a headache with pictures