25 Chicago, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
First, I'd like to share with you a quote from one of my personal heros, the immortal Calvin:

What I’m doing with my life
Law student. Once that exercise in masochism is over I'm planning on getting into intellectual property or privacy, which is basically the law of "why didn't I think of that?" And "Stop looking at me!"

In the meantime, I'm doing research on big brother and what he may or may not know about you (hint: he knows a lot).
I’m really good at
Imagine an old wooden table. Gnarled from the nervous habits of those in pure abject terror, sitting directly behind it. Today another terrified man sits behind that table, his future in the hands of the man next to him.

The sweep of a black cloak and the bark from the bailiff announce the judges entry into the room; all eyes fixed upon him. "Council, closing arguments?"

"Yes, your honor"

The man casts a sidelong glance at his suffering compatriot, and stands to deliver his final plea to those who sit in judgment.

"Members of the jury. Today you've been called upon for an important duty. A duty to determine the fate of a fellow human being. You've already seen all the evidence; you've heard all the witnesses. In a short time you will be called upon to make your decision. But before you do, I have but one thing for you to consider. Hit it Miguel!"

The sound of 'i believe in miracles' by hot chocolate floods the courtroom. The attorney tears off his breakaway suit pants to reveal his Batman underoos, while the pants sail away into the jury box. He breaks into a kick ass dance number, that just, wow. It's so incredible.

Next thing thing you know, from the power of music, everyone is on a P. Diddy yacht, dancing like an inflatable tube man you'd find at a used car dealer! The judge slams a mimosa and yells "innocent! This man is innocent!"
- court stenographer's record of my first trial

So uhhhhh.... I guess I'm good at deflecting?
The first things people usually notice about me
The pack of ducks I bring with me to do my bidding wherever I go. Or maybe my eyes? Idk what catches peoples attention anymore
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books and movies and stuff

Books: mostly sci-fi, Snow crash, Seveneves, I robot, diamond age, anathem, necromancer, eagle and the wolves, the singularity is near, the forever war, berserk, dresden codak, hitchhiker's guide, black hawk down, song of ice and fire, gundam manga, killing Pablo, altered carbon

Movies/tv: I devour media. Better call Saul, house of cards, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, gundam (anything UC), attack on Titan, breaking bad, GoT, the wire, true detective, silicon valley,

Music: I spend a lot of time hunting for music. I spent like 7 years looking for bittersweet symphony before finally finding it from a target PA system. The internet makes it a lot easier to find, but always miss telling the guy at a record store that it sounded like the band was smashing a fuzzy peach with a bass guitar, and he'd know exactly which song I meant.

Some tops are: three trapped tigers, tame impal,. Gorillaz, Lazerhawk, carpenter brut, Miami nights 1984, basically anything with a driving 80's synth and sounds like belongs in my cyberpunk dream dystopia, the seatbelts, Yoko Kano, Nero, Bassnectar solar fields, NIN, dream theatre, Satriani, Vai, Zappa, Ed Harris, liquid tension experiment, pink Floyd, led Zeppelin, the who, rush, and many many others

Games: lots. Witcher 3, overwatch, half life, portal, total war series, MGS, last of us, legend of Zelda (1. Twilight 2. Ocarina 3. Majora 4. Wind waker), S.T.A L.K.E.R., fallout, StarCraft, CS: GO, dark souls, hotline Miami, dragon's dogma, spec ops the line, the Talos principle, the Stanley parable, bioshock
The six things I could never do without
1) apathy
2) beer
3) my squeedily-spooch (and various other organs)
4) my towel
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Um.... what was I doing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Bars. Avoiding dancing. Writing law school shite. Cooking something new. Going to that really awesome bar no one else knows about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got my ass kicked by an Abercrombie model
You should message me if
you've got a dope panang curry recipe.

The voices are telling you to do it.