In the meantime, I'm doing research on big brother and what he may or may not know about you (hint: he knows a lot).
The sweep of a black cloak and the bark from the bailiff announce the judges entry into the room; all eyes fixed upon him. "Council, closing arguments?"
"Yes, your honor"
The man casts a sidelong glance at his suffering compatriot, and stands to deliver his final plea to those who sit in judgment.
"Members of the jury. Today you've been called upon for an important duty. A duty to determine the fate of a fellow human being. You've already seen all the evidence; you've heard all the witnesses. In a short time you will be called upon to make your decision. But before you do, I have but one thing for you to consider. Hit it Miguel!"
The sound of 'i believe in miracles' by hot chocolate floods the courtroom. The attorney tears off his breakaway suit pants to reveal his Batman underoos, while the pants sail away into the jury box. He breaks into a kick ass dance number, that just, wow. It's so incredible.
Next thing thing you know, from the power of music, everyone is on a P. Diddy yacht, dancing like an inflatable tube man you'd find at a used car dealer! The judge slams a mimosa and yells "innocent! This man is innocent!"
- court stenographer's record of my first trial
So uhhhhh.... I guess I'm good at deflecting?
Books: mostly sci-fi, Snow crash, Seveneves, I robot, diamond age, anathem, necromancer, eagle and the wolves, the singularity is near, the forever war, berserk, dresden codak, hitchhiker's guide, black hawk down, song of ice and fire, gundam manga, killing Pablo, altered carbon
Movies/tv: I devour media. Better call Saul, house of cards, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, gundam (anything UC), attack on Titan, breaking bad, GoT, the wire, true detective, silicon valley,
Music: I spend a lot of time hunting for music. I spent like 7 years looking for bittersweet symphony before finally finding it from a target PA system. The internet makes it a lot easier to find, but always miss telling the guy at a record store that it sounded like the band was smashing a fuzzy peach with a bass guitar, and he'd know exactly which song I meant.
Some tops are: three trapped tigers, tame impal,. Gorillaz, Lazerhawk, carpenter brut, Miami nights 1984, basically anything with a driving 80's synth and sounds like belongs in my cyberpunk dream dystopia, the seatbelts, Yoko Kano, Nero, Bassnectar solar fields, NIN, dream theatre, Satriani, Vai, Zappa, Ed Harris, liquid tension experiment, pink Floyd, led Zeppelin, the who, rush, and many many others
Games: lots. Witcher 3, overwatch, half life, portal, total war series, MGS, last of us, legend of Zelda (1. Twilight 2. Ocarina 3. Majora 4. Wind waker), S.T.A L.K.E.R., fallout, StarCraft, CS: GO, dark souls, hotline Miami, dragon's dogma, spec ops the line, the Talos principle, the Stanley parable, bioshock
3) my squeedily-spooch (and various other organs)
4) my towel
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
Um.... what was I doing?
The voices are telling you to do it.