39Barnsley, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm a hedonist. That basically sums me up.

I'm normally easy going, but that said I only hang out with intelligent people. Sorry to sound a snob, but thick people grate on my nerves.

Update: I now have a test:


Give it a whirl, it measures knowledge. Be warned, though, it is cross-disciplinary and rather tough!

I am complex, arrogant, and hilarious
What I’m doing with my life
Great job, travelling around the country having fun. If you want to meet for a drink next time I'm in your town, message me- it's on me!
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, but somehow things always work out around me despite my not helping them to do so!
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me. Probably that I have a drink in my hand and a glint in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Anything by Stephen Fry, 50% of Ben Elton's stuff, plus most modern classics. This excludes books like "The Beach" and "Captain Correli's Mandolin". I despise these books not for the way they are, but 'cause they're the kind of books read by people who only read one book every two years and have no appreciation of the joys of reading.

b) 12 Angry men. It's black and white, I only saw it by chance, but bought it immediately. Also anything with bombs and guns an' that; Die Hard and Lethal Weapon are fine examples of the genre.

c) I'm going to cheat and say eclectic. Before you say bullshit, I like Burt Bacharach, Iron Maiden, Muddy Waters, The Kinks, Ice Cube and Kelis! I really mean eclectic.

d) Italian if I'm cooking, Thai if I'm darn sarf, Indian if I'm oop narth.
Six things I could never do without
Friends and family, enough money to do impulsive shit without getting into too much trouble, internet access, phone, fine wine, recklessness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My shower.
On a typical Friday night I am
In a restaurant until 9:00, a pub until 10:30, then a club/late bar/lap dancing venue until whenever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't actually hold an opinion on the foxhunting debate, life's too short. Instead, when people start talking about it I simply take the opposite view to theirs, just for the sheer devilment of it.
You should message me if
You like a good time, have an open mind and have something to say in an online chat, or if you're bored where you live and fancy an irregular drinking partner.

O, and u dnt speak in txt. me is nt 14 yrs old, so if u cnt rite proply, dnt rite 2 me pls!!!
The two of us