Fine. I'll follow the cookie-cutters:
I'm Cynical. I consume tobacco (mainly Marlboro Reds), Skittles, & Coca-Cola at my new (temporary) house; I dislike the Patriots because I'm a Raiders fan; I just loved Umberto Lenzi's movie Cannibal Ferox.
I am lonely, stoic, and introverted
(MOVIES)I LOVE horror movies. LOVE them. Especially '70s Italian horror movies(like Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Holocaust, The Driller Killer, et cetera), Giallo, and the like. I love the Friday the 13th, Child's Play, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Zombie, Saw, and The Ring series! I also like the strange, loveable Midnight Movies, like Eraserhead, El Topo, Pink Flamingoes, et cetera. I like some comedies; UHF, Dumb & Dumber, Team America: World Police, Mystery Science Theater 3,000: The Movie, & any Monty Python movie. I also like very contriversial movies--AKA: Video Nasties--like I Spit On Your Grave, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Day of the Dead 2: Contagion, Baise Moi, Caligula, et cetera. I love Troma movies, like The Toxic Avenger, Tromeo & Juliet, The Stendhal Syndrome, et cetera. I like some documentaries, like Mondo Cane, Home Movie, This is Spinal Tap, et cetera. And there's a lot more that I like, but I've already said too much...
(MUSIC)I LOVE rock(Alice in Chains, Theory of A Deadman, SoundGarden, Disturbed, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Tantric, The Foo Fighters, Dropbox, Audioslave, KoRn, Staind, Earshot, et cetera), especially underground rock(Gwar, Soil, Lacuna Coil, Thornley, The Toadies, The Minutemen, Spineshank, Clutch, et cetera)! I also like some rap and R & B(Destiny's Child, Ludacris, Jojo, KC, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Eminem, D-12, Bow Wow, et cetera).
(GAMES)Word Mojo; the Evil Dead series; the Red Faction series; Dungeon Siege 2; Necrodome; Bad Toys 3D; Nightmare 3D; the Grand Theft Auto series; Tetris, the Doom series, Diablo II: Lord of Destruction, Diablo II, Phantasmagoria, Stubbs the Zombie, Resident Evil 4, the Quake series. Most FPSes, some RPGs, and the occasional 3rd PS.
(TV SHOWS)Mystery Science Theater 3,000, CSI, CSI: New York, Cheap Seats, ESPN's Who's #1?, Family Guy, American Dad, Prison Break, Outrageous TV Moments, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Still Standing, Two and A Half Men, MXC, The Joe Schmo Show, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Inside the Actor's Studio, Lost, Arthur, Reno 911, The Chappelle's Show, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Dateline, The Most Extreme, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, X-Play, Going Tribal, Filter, Icons, Judgement Day, Arena, MASH, Family Feud, A Current Affair, Entertainment Tonight, Win Ben Stein's Money, Notorious, Biography, City Confidential, Modern Marvels, American Justice, COPS, Mad TV(way better than SNL, now), No Huddle, SportsCentury, Animal Icons, Home Improvement, Step by Step, Family Matters, The War At Home
(FOOD)Any type of Jerky--Beef, Turkey, anything--; Goobers, Skittles, Cheese Pizza, Coca Cola, Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke, Grape Knee-High, any brand of tequila, frankly; Tootsie Rolls, Funyons, Snickers, Tootsie Pops, any form of steak; any form of meat, pretty much; bananas, apples, Twix, any kind of coffee with A LOT of creamer and some sugar; blueberries, strawberries, vanilla ice cream, strawberry ice cream, M & Ms, M & Ms Minis, cotton candy, horseradish, most fast foods(except Arby's!), fire-house chili, tomato soup, Butterfingers, Atomic Fire-balls, Butterfinger B-Bs, lobster, oyster, clam, shrimp, gumbo, tobasco sause, salmon, flounder, rainbow trout, tuna, vienna sausages, you get the picture...
(2)Women(especially Morgan Webb!!)
(3)My family(my mother, father, grandmother-on my dad's side, and brother; and God, I suppose)
(4)Video & PC Games
(5)The Oakland Raiders & The Cincinnati Reds
(6)Coca-Cola(including Cherry, but most certainly NOT Diet sodas, and most certainly NOT Pepsi)