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My self-summary
To quote Caligula (paraphrased), "I have existed from the first morning of this planet, and I will exist until the last star falls from the sky. I am all men, as I am no man, and, therefore, I am a god." I think that pretty much sums it all up.

Fine. I'll follow the cookie-cutters:

I'm Cynical. I consume tobacco (mainly Marlboro Reds), Skittles, & Coca-Cola at my new (temporary) house; I dislike the Patriots because I'm a Raiders fan; I just loved Umberto Lenzi's movie Cannibal Ferox.

I am lonely, stoic, and introverted
What I’m doing with my life
I WAS enrolled at Liberty University, but due to some "boundary issues", I'm skipping a year; I'll return Jan. 2008. I'm gonna major in Family & Consumer Sciences, with minors in Business & Theater. I'd like to own my own restaurant some day. I currently work at the "EB Games" at the Springfield Mall, and am LOVING it. Unfortunately, my house burned down Mar. 19, so, as of now, I'm living with my family in a temporary house. I am currently single and am LOVING IT!
I’m really good at
I'm decent at football. I'm pretty good at most video\PC games. I'm somewhat organized. I have an excellent imagination. I'm somewhat well-versed in German, and I know a very small amount of Portugese and Spanish. I also know a little bit of Italian and Farsi, but just because I love their horror movies(well, I guess not in the case of the Farsi...a friend of mine taught it to me over the summer Sophomore year...). I have very good aim, and am very capable with most pistols and shotguns, and some rifles and submachineguns. I have pretty good wit, and am good at being sarcastic, if one can be good at such things. I'm a great listener. I love to treat my girlfriends like princesses and/or queens, or at the very least how they deserve to be treated. I'm pretty humble(yeah, right...). I'm great at choosing, wrapping, and giving gifts. I'm also have good taste--at least in cars, movies, music, tobacco, booze, guns, and women. I know a lot about movies, especially cult and horror movies. I like to think that I know a reasonably large amount about women, through simple observation alone; I've also 'read-up' on women, and know a lot about the physical and mental differences between the sexes. I can read very well, and have an expansive vocabulary(like 'antidisestablishmentarianism'--HA!). I know a lot about Neptune(don't ask why). I know a lot about explosives and most biological and nuclear weapons(once again, don't ask why). I'm extremely loyal, and am somewhat jealous(to quote The Who, 'My love is vengence/That's never free...'). I'm great and consistent at choosing and giving cards(you know, b-day cards, X-mas cards, etc.). I am REALLY good at remembering dates(anniverseries, b-days, etc.). I'm great at Blackjack, War, Solitare, .B.S., and Egyptian Rat-Screw. I know a little bit about Germany, Canada, and Russia, and a lot about Norway, South Africa, the United States of America, and Italy(their history, their dialect, their culture, etc.). I can sharpen knives well, and I know how to use them. I can walk well, and run reasonably fast. I know all fifty states AND their capitals. I can withstand the heat very well(not so good with the cold, though...). I'm pretty good with electronics and other technologies. I can spell EXTREMELY well. I know how to operate and maintain a machete(too many "Friday the 13th" movies, I guess...). I know how to make pure Chlorine gas(it was an accident, I assure you). On a considerably personal note, I'm AMAZING at cunnilingus(Seriously. Just ask my ex.)and am, to quote my ex, '...Very good with my hands...', if ya know whut I'm sayin'(I'm serious. Very serious. And I'm always available for demonstrations, however...heh-heh.). I can budget money very well. I'm a pretty damn good cook, if I say so myself(I make a pretty mean fudge, if any women are interested...). I have reasonably quick reflexes. I can do advanced math in my head(it helps when you're trying to figure out what to tip someone). I'm really good at using and operating PowerPoint. I believe very strongly in chivalry, and thusly abide by its rules. I am absolutely willing to give everything I have, without expecting little or nothing in return. I'm an expert in the behavior, maintaining, and possibility of fire. I know how to smoke very well, if anyone can know such things. I'm very familiar with pretty much every major American serial killer and rapist, and the biggest prison breaks in history(again, don't ask...). I am very knowledgeable and vocal when it comes to my extensive knowledge of films, TV shows, and certain music. I look pretty good for a 5" 8', pale, intellegent, half-Polish, half-Czech Raiders fan.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a somewhat large nose, and many people are convinced that I'm Jewish, even though I'm not (not that there's anything wrong with that). I'm kind of short, and I look a great deal smarter than I am. I'm not super-handsome, but I don't think I'm really ugly, either. I'm also pretty shy, and I don't like to talk a lot(especially over the phone)--although, if I get real comfortable with a person, I do tend to be very talkative. I'm also kind of a nerd. I don't usually have a full smile; most of the time, I just kind of smirk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(BOOKS)I like many books. I am literate; AND literate beyond my grade! I really don't want to get into what books I like here, though.

(MOVIES)I LOVE horror movies. LOVE them. Especially '70s Italian horror movies(like Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Holocaust, The Driller Killer, et cetera), Giallo, and the like. I love the Friday the 13th, Child's Play, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Zombie, Saw, and The Ring series! I also like the strange, loveable Midnight Movies, like Eraserhead, El Topo, Pink Flamingoes, et cetera. I like some comedies; UHF, Dumb & Dumber, Team America: World Police, Mystery Science Theater 3,000: The Movie, & any Monty Python movie. I also like very contriversial movies--AKA: Video Nasties--like I Spit On Your Grave, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Day of the Dead 2: Contagion, Baise Moi, Caligula, et cetera. I love Troma movies, like The Toxic Avenger, Tromeo & Juliet, The Stendhal Syndrome, et cetera. I like some documentaries, like Mondo Cane, Home Movie, This is Spinal Tap, et cetera. And there's a lot more that I like, but I've already said too much...

(MUSIC)I LOVE rock(Alice in Chains, Theory of A Deadman, SoundGarden, Disturbed, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Tantric, The Foo Fighters, Dropbox, Audioslave, KoRn, Staind, Earshot, et cetera), especially underground rock(Gwar, Soil, Lacuna Coil, Thornley, The Toadies, The Minutemen, Spineshank, Clutch, et cetera)! I also like some rap and R & B(Destiny's Child, Ludacris, Jojo, KC, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Eminem, D-12, Bow Wow, et cetera).

(GAMES)Word Mojo; the Evil Dead series; the Red Faction series; Dungeon Siege 2; Necrodome; Bad Toys 3D; Nightmare 3D; the Grand Theft Auto series; Tetris, the Doom series, Diablo II: Lord of Destruction, Diablo II, Phantasmagoria, Stubbs the Zombie, Resident Evil 4, the Quake series. Most FPSes, some RPGs, and the occasional 3rd PS.

(TV SHOWS)Mystery Science Theater 3,000, CSI, CSI: New York, Cheap Seats, ESPN's Who's #1?, Family Guy, American Dad, Prison Break, Outrageous TV Moments, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Still Standing, Two and A Half Men, MXC, The Joe Schmo Show, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Inside the Actor's Studio, Lost, Arthur, Reno 911, The Chappelle's Show, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Dateline, The Most Extreme, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, X-Play, Going Tribal, Filter, Icons, Judgement Day, Arena, MASH, Family Feud, A Current Affair, Entertainment Tonight, Win Ben Stein's Money, Notorious, Biography, City Confidential, Modern Marvels, American Justice, COPS, Mad TV(way better than SNL, now), No Huddle, SportsCentury, Animal Icons, Home Improvement, Step by Step, Family Matters, The War At Home

(FOOD)Any type of Jerky--Beef, Turkey, anything--; Goobers, Skittles, Cheese Pizza, Coca Cola, Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke, Grape Knee-High, any brand of tequila, frankly; Tootsie Rolls, Funyons, Snickers, Tootsie Pops, any form of steak; any form of meat, pretty much; bananas, apples, Twix, any kind of coffee with A LOT of creamer and some sugar; blueberries, strawberries, vanilla ice cream, strawberry ice cream, M & Ms, M & Ms Minis, cotton candy, horseradish, most fast foods(except Arby's!), fire-house chili, tomato soup, Butterfingers, Atomic Fire-balls, Butterfinger B-Bs, lobster, oyster, clam, shrimp, gumbo, tobasco sause, salmon, flounder, rainbow trout, tuna, vienna sausages, you get the picture...
Six things I could never do without

(2)Women(especially Morgan Webb!!)

(3)My family(my mother, father, grandmother-on my dad's side, and brother; and God, I suppose)

(4)Video & PC Games

(5)The Oakland Raiders & The Cincinnati Reds

(6)Coca-Cola(including Cherry, but most certainly NOT Diet sodas, and most certainly NOT Pepsi)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women. Sports. Guns. Cars. Random crap.
On a typical Friday night I am
At my temporary house. Probably smoking. Maybe hanging out with my brother. Maybe watching movies. Definitely by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On April 30, 2006 my grandfather on my father's side died. I haven't been taking it so well, especially recently. I spoke at his funeral; I am somewhat proud of that.
You should message me if
...If you're looking for a friend or significant other. I'm a very loyal guy, so you will never see me turn my back on a relationship, friendship or otherwise. Message me if you just need someone to talk to, and I'll be there. I also just enjoy the company of other people.
The two of us