less CFCs, higher electrical conductivity, and more grams of trans fat (per serving) than the leading competitor!
Problems with other (non-recyclable) brands of boy, usually stem from a low pixel ratio, or high viscosity in warm weather, BUT NOT APE!
As seen in Le Figaro Magazine, Ape has no problem folding effortlessly to fit under your couch, and easily turns worn socks into festive centerpieces for your holiday dinner table!
Never from concentrate, Ape was voted "highest replay value, in a platform shooter" by the Akron SPCA!
"louder than a mop"- Perdana Menteri
"handsome in his vest"- Apes Grandma
"one thumb down"- Richard Roeper
Repairing my transport module so I can return to Proxima Centauri.
Packing degrading organic matter into my body cavity, then fermenting it there, to fuel my normal human form.
Rocking entirely too much ice in my G'd up grill.
- Talking about my feelings.
- Changing for you.
- Crushing my enemies.
- Poisoning minds through synergy.
I like movies with really solid closed captioning options!
I like shows about lame people, that bum people out, and I also watch Cops.
I only listen to music that nobody like me should listen to.
I like food with lots of souls in it. but I'll never eat an animal that didn't have eyelids!
2. Pacific reef egret.
3. Cinnamon bittern.
4. Eastern great egret.
5. my iPhone.
6. Cattle egret.
setting things on just a little bit of fire, climbing onto tall things to feel safe, or drawing chickens.
-you think I look funny.
-you just think you're sooo damn cool!
-you want to buy this rearview I found, from a 1973 VW Thing.
-you talk too fast.
-you want get the leash and take me for a walk.
-you're all out of bubble gum.